Sunglass style?

BEAM ME UP BOOBIE!

How is it that men don't hump her like a seal on a penguin all day long? Spicy!

Apparently Eva Mendes is now Ryu from Mortal Kombat. Think about it - have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

The little dimply man in the background can't even lift his camera because he's got the most painful erection of his life.

Sorry Mom, I'll go wash my mouth out right now.

Did she repurpose Melania Trump's dress from last night?

"Im auditioning to be the new Donatella Versace parody on SNL"

Why would you cover up half of the most beautiful face in Hollywood? I am deeply in love with her?

And she also glows internally. She is E.T.

she's lovely, but those sunglasses are crazy. no one has huge, mutant eyes to cover.

How are those Tom Ford sunglasses suddenly everywhere.

She looks amazing, btw.

@Trixie from Toronto: That was meant as a statement? Not a question?

Sweetie, your waistband shouldn't be right below your nipples.

The glasses are to keep her from being blinded by herself.

I think she is beautiful. However, those glasses + that shade of pink = a little too "one night in Paris" for me.

So hot right now:

Whatevs. Outfit aside, she is one of the women in the world I wish I looked like. She's the shit.

white pants, don't do it.

LOL every comment on this page is right on. Having seen her in person, let me tell you that she is even hotter than any picture or film would lead you to believe.

She's stop your conversation, and stare until she is out of range hot. Oh, and she is the nicest and straight up coolest person you'll ever meet.

Something tells me Bravo is that much closer to finding a 6th cast member for The Real Housewives of New Holy Shit Those Are Big Sunglasses.