More like Elle McFIERCEson. I need a nap.

Oh, living in New York. You are such a double-edged sword.

gorgeous.

If I looked like her I'd be modelwalking everywhere. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm a foot shorter than her and i still attempt to modelwalk everywhere. I aim to "create my own wind in my hair."

The way this picture is shot makes it seem like she's eight feet tall, and I love it.

@JudgeFudge: that was amazing.

She's so pretty...and seemingly normal. Drool.

there's nothing like seeing a model around normal-sized people to make you realize how truly genetically freakish they are.

Nothing will take away the shame that she not only fucked Oliver Stone, but a married Oliver Stone. At least Billy Joel was single when she was boning him.

She's a block away from me. She's not one of my girl crushes per se but I wouldn't mind if she strolled over to my street and wandered up to my apartment.

@Macloserboy: Nice. Very nice. Listing a woman's sexual history judgmentally- always classy.

T.H.E. B.O.D.Y.

And that's final.

sorry Heidi.

I have so, so much love for this woman. And her pants. I don't care what anyone says, if you can rock the flood pants, than for the love of God, rock the flood pants.

Just so you all know...this is what my hair is supposed to look like. But in red.

She looks like Giselle's older, hotter sister.

She has the longest freaking neck. Oh, and, shoes, please.

@sassyredhead: This is what I look like, too!

(in my head)

@lolacat(ΩΜ): Sorry but you judge people by the company they keep and Oliver Stone is a misogynist pig and then he was a pig cheating on his wife. That has tainted her in my view forever. So yeah, I'm going to judge her on her sexual history in this instance.

Billy Joel, not so much. She's a model, he's a musician. That's almost like a law.

Also, has anyone else tried/seen her line of lingerie? It's sexy, actually FITS, and has a lot of retro and pinup-inspired cuts and fabrics. I found a bunch of it at Loehman's this weekend and went a little nuts.

Fabulous!

@Macloserboy: You've brought this up before... I remember because that was the first I had ever heard of it.

I'll cheerfully disagree with you here- I make it a rule not to give shit who is sleeping with whom. And, I don't judge them based upon what or who they do. Have you never felt shame or regret the morning after?

she looks a bit like a muppet to me, but she has a great figure.

@lolacat(ΩΜ): Of course, but she went with Oliver Stone to the Democratic National Convention, so obviously didn't give a fuck about the wife she was helping to humiliate. It's a Snap Judgement, right? Well, this always the first thing that pops into my mind when I see her. He's such a repellent individual, I cannot fathom why she, with her choice of most breathing humans on this planet, chose him.

Elle,

Please Fedex me your hair ?

I have a party to go to in Toronto on Saturday and that is the hair I need!!

Thank you, Love Laura

Elle borrows my hair all the time, but it's cool, because she hooks me up with her sexytime lingerie for small tits. Even-Steven!

She's rocking flood pants AND flats and still manages to look 8 feet tall. Life is so unfair.

@lasaravis: YES!! The one woman who looks amazing in those skinny Audrey Hepburn style crops ... apart from Audrey Hepburn, I guess.

I covet such abilities.

I have nothing snarky to say. I just want to tell the teeny tiny lady in the background with the ponytail to run, run away fast. Because if she trips and falls, you're a teeny tiny pancake.

Love it. Love it. Love it. And I usually think she looks like a twit.