Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

One more time! (Promise.) Met. Costume. Institute. Gala. Superheroes. Sponsored by Vogue and Armani. Hosted by Julia Roberts and George Clooney. You've seen the Good. You've seen the Bad. [This is reminding me of a certain early '80s sitcom theme song. -Ed.] Now we've got the Ugly, namely, a god-awful Anna Wintour, Melania Trump, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kimora Lee Simmons, and (sob) Dita von Teese. All of them, and others, after the jump.







The Ugly:

Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

Melania Trump's dress is as bad and as tacky as her husband's comb-over.

Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

Mary-Kate: Time to take a page from sister Ashley.

Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

Kimora Lee Simmons induces yet another bout with vergito.

Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala


This is not Dita's finest hour. Lady looks better with her clothes off than this hideous piece of garbage.

Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

Janet Jackson's tasteful white sheath is all but ruined by the twin accessories of Donatella and Allegra Versace.

Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

Is Naomi Watts headed to a costume party? Dressed as Marilyn Monroe?

Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

Wow. Anna Wintour. Wow.

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