At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

In case you need a refresher: Last night. Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. Superhero theme. Every celebrity and fashion designer in the world. Some people looked Good, some people looked Ugly. But in between there were the Bad, which included Sarah Silverman, left, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Eva Amurri, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Connolly, Kristin Davis, Jennifer Lopez, Tamara Mellon, Mary J. Blige, and Kate Bosworth. All those and others, after the jump.









The Bad:

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

The feathers! The gloves! Serena would not approve, Blake Lively.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Yes, the dress is nice enough. But I just can't take seeing Beyonce in one more "Beyonce" dress. Does the girl know no other silhouettes?!

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Why must you hurt your boobies and toes, Eva Amurri???

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Too much and not in a good way, Longoria.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Apologies to Eva Mendes but I just hate that color.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

I think Gisele looks a little more trashy than classy.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Could Ivanka Trump wear anything more boring? Make an effort, lady.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

I want to love Jennifer Connolly's dress. But I can't.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Ack! Leaping diagonal tiers, Jennifer Lopez!

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Kristin Davis is all washed out.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Liv Tyler is wearing a lurex garbage bag toga.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Why does Mary J. Blige look sorta rumpled?

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

I love classic black dresses, but Sarah Michelle Gellar is wearing the wrong look for this occasion.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Sarah Silverman looks like a cracked-out Amy Winehouse. Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Thandie Newton would look great if only she ditched the duster.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Dylan Lauren is rocking the Del Boca Vista aesthetic.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Something about this dress makes Julia Roberts look matronly.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

I don't know who Alice Braga is, but her dress is a little mother-of-the-bride.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Too much pink, Lara Spencer.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Piper Perabo? Or a lost little alien?

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Tamara Mellon looks a little Vegas, if ya know what I mean.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

I don't want to see Donna Karan's side-boob ever again.

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Is Helena Christensen wearing some suburban teen's prom dress?

At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

Good effort, Kate Bosworth, but... no.

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