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At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

bad5508sarahsilverman.jpgIn case you need a refresher: Last night. Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. Superhero theme. Every celebrity and fashion designer in the world. Some people looked Good, some people looked Ugly. But in between there were the Bad, which included Sarah Silverman, left, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Eva Amurri, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Connolly, Kristin Davis, Jennifer Lopez, Tamara Mellon, Mary J. Blige, and Kate Bosworth. All those and others, after the jump.









The Bad:
bad5508blakelively.jpgThe feathers! The gloves! Serena would not approve, Blake Lively.
bad5508beyonce.jpgYes, the dress is nice enough. But I just can't take seeing Beyonce in one more "Beyonce" dress. Does the girl know no other silhouettes?!
bad5508evaamurri.jpgWhy must you hurt your boobies and toes, Eva Amurri???
bad5508evalongoria.jpgToo much and not in a good way, Longoria.
bad5508evamendes.jpgApologies to Eva Mendes but I just hate that color.
bad5508gisele.jpgI think Gisele looks a little more trashy than classy.
bad5508ivankatrump.jpgCould Ivanka Trump wear anything more boring? Make an effort, lady.
bad5508jenniferconnoly.jpgI want to love Jennifer Connolly's dress. But I can't.
bad5508jlo.jpgAck! Leaping diagonal tiers, Jennifer Lopez!
bad5508kristindavis.jpgKristin Davis is all washed out.
bad5508livtyler.jpgLiv Tyler is wearing a lurex garbage bag toga.
bad5508maryjblige.jpgWhy does Mary J. Blige look sorta rumpled?
bad5508sarahmichellegellar.jpgI love classic black dresses, but Sarah Michelle Gellar is wearing the wrong look for this occasion.
bad5508sarahsilverman.jpgSarah Silverman looks like a cracked-out Amy Winehouse. Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
bad5508thandienewton.jpgThandie Newton would look great if only she ditched the duster.
bad5508dylanlauren.jpgDylan Lauren is rocking the Del Boca Vista aesthetic.
bad5508juliaroberts.jpgSomething about this dress makes Julia Roberts look matronly.
bad5508alicebraga.jpgI don't know who Alice Braga is, but her dress is a little mother-of-the-bride.
bad5508laraspencer.jpgToo much pink, Lara Spencer.
bad5508piperperabo.jpgPiper Perabo? Or a lost little alien?
bad5508tamaramellon.jpgTamara Mellon looks a little Vegas, if ya know what I mean.
bad5508donnakaran.jpgI don't want to see Donna Karan's side-boob ever again.
bad5508helenachristensen.jpgIs Helena Christensen wearing some suburban teen's prom dress?
bad5508katebosworth.jpgGood effort, Kate Bosworth, but... no.

[Images via Getty.]

12:30 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Jennifer
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