Official definition of pathetically dressing too young: gray beard, hoodie-with-jacket, backward baseball cap.
Next stop: writing soundtrack for next cutting edge just-for-men commercial.

Why is John Goodman never at these things?

Am I the only one that STILL finds Vincent D'Onofrio totally hot?

He just does it for me.

Well that picture of Colbert and family just ruined all my fantasies. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START THE WEEK!
blergh.

Clearly the Tribeca Film Festival is sponsored by nookie and that's why Fred Durst keeps showing up everywhere.

I can now better imagine what kind of kids Colbert and I will have. Best pic ever.

I would never get bitchy about kids but not one of those faces says "this is fun" or something along those lines. All the kids look a little.. annoyed? Well I guess I´d be too.

Paulie Litt looks like he just stole PeeWee's bike.

This is the second time I have seen Fred Durst in three weeks. That is two times too many.

@Twilly: You are not the only one. A friend of a friend once told me that he was a total freak in the sack. That's never left my mind.

emile hirsh, there's this thing called a "razor." look into it.

Fred Durst is the only thing I don't miss about 1999. Cheap gas, Clinton in the White House, Britney totally hot and uncrazy, me still years away from corporate hell. Good times.

I loveeeee Emile Hirsch but please tell me that hair is for a movie. And I would also like to be one of Stephen Colbert's children, thanks.

@ineffable.me: He did it all, baby. He did it all.

YEAH!! Christina Ricci got her bangs back. Joy, love and peace all is right in my world again. Plus looks *sizzling* hot there. Where is that naysayer from last week? All I have to say to you is...neeener neeeneer neener!

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: he looks like a nerd. and not even like, the cute nerd that you all want to sleep with, but the nerd that comes up behind you and breathes creepily into your ear and smells your hair when you arent looking.

christina ricci looks so fabulous! and the colbert bunch is just infectiously happy.

this was what i needed for a monday morning.

Robert DeNiro looks all dressed up for a rousing game of Scrabble.

@Twilly: you are not the only one

@Twilly: Did you ever see The Whole Wide World? Hottest screen kiss ever. He won me over for life.

@Twilly: I love D'Onofrio.

But not as much as I love Colbert. Dammit, he's so fucking adorable.

Christina Ricci is always cute, but sometimes she looks DAMN HOT, like here. Dang. Yeesh. *fans self*

Eva Amurri is just HAWT.

And Christina Ricci is also pretty rocking in her photo too.

"Grace Hightower"
Could there be a name more appropriate for that woman?
Under those rules my name should be Lazy McShlupp.

@ineffable.me: Shit, that is accurate. He absolutely looks like a SYHN. (that's the hip new acronym for Smells-Your-Hair Nerd).

And Fred Durst? When your beard is salt and pepper, maybe it's time to stop dressing like a 15-year-old boy.

@Twilly: I have hot, balls-to-the-wall freaky sex with Vincent, in my own mind. I like him more gray.

@ineffable.me: you're exactly right. or like the nerd that sends you a facebook message saying "i like it when you wear your hair in a ponytail," even though you have no recollection of seeing him that day.

oh, wait. that was someone else.

@ineffable.me: He ruined cookies for me forever. Ass.

Is Susan Sarandon's coat leather? It looks a little like crushed velvet...

Would anyone even recognize Fred Durst without a hat? I'm not sure I would have in 2002, and I definitely wouldn't now.

Ha! Vincent D'Onofrio and his family were my first celebrity sighting after I moved to New York. He asked if I was done with my chair. And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Here ya go." And then I realized it was Vincent. Swoooon!

my stephen colbert crush is now permanently sealed. where is his clone, only single? alas, and alack.

fred durst needs a clothing intervention stat.

@DorothyZbornak & @gingerkhan:

christina ricci looks SO GOOD! and stephen colbert rocks my world.

@heykoukla:

OMG. I love that kiss. Damn. I need to rent that movie again.

When you show Stephen Colbert's family, you make me feel guilty for the thoughts I think.

@DorothyZbornak: If he didn't dress that way no one would recognize him. Silly Dorothy, Fred has a persona.

@honeybunchesofoats: @DorothyZbornak: @gingerkhan:

Glad I'm not the only one. My friends think I'm a total lunatic. They just don't get the sexy...

@Lady Skittlehattington:

I'm so jealous I could reach through the screen and slap you right now.

I suspect Robert DeNiro calls every young person he meets something like "pally" of "hot stuff," asks about their love life and tells some tale of drinking too much scotch. At least that's what the ill-fitting pants make me think of.

@DorothyZbornak: Cracking.Me.Up. on the Fred Durst hate. He's just so totally deserving of it!

somehow i thought colbert had even more children than that. i guess i got them confused with his CCD class.

@PopCultureSavant: Christina I'd a babe with those bangs. Girlfriend looks good.

Eva Amurri has been my not-so-secret crush since Saved. Girlfriend went to prom in a tux! Of course, that's just the character, but I like to think she's actually exactly like Cassandra.

Also, how old is her little bro? Cause he's kind of really pretty. Or is that just because he's looks like the baby butch dyke version of her? Hmm...

@Lady Skittlehattington: One of my first sightings was Munch from SVU. He almost hit me with his SUV. No joke (but funny!)

@Twilly: dude. d'onofrio in mystic pizza...hotttt
and then in adventures in babysitting...i named my car thor in his honor. even with a blonde mullet he was totally hot

@Twilly: no, you're not alone in getting that d'onofrio brand o'sexy.

I was there and Eva looked slammin', and I wanted to rip Christina's dress right off of her. And Fred Durst was there because he's a juror for Tribeca. He also directed a film that was in the festival last year. He was weird.

Wow, D'Onofrio's kid is that old? I remember when I saw him strolling around with a baby in his arms, but it was right after The Cell had come out so I was like, get that baby away from him!

That's all.

@shiningstar: HES A JUROR FOR TRIBECA?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
well, so much for credibility.

Stephen Colber = amazing....anyone see him rocking Feist's blue sequined jump suit on his show? Hilarious.

And sorry Mr. Big, but D'Onfrio is the only reason I will tune into Criminal Intent.

@BoredButNoLongerInNH:

He is! That show would be nothing without the D'Onofrio hotness. I wish I had set Tivo to tape some today. I'm going to be in need of some Vincent when I get home.

@Twilly: The funny part was that the friend who was with me said, "OMG! That was Detective Goren!" And I said, "What? No, that was Vincent D'Onofrio."

@ineffable.me: Ironic indeed...

@Twilly:

You are not the only one.

Also, I love Christina Ricci, but her hair looks distinctively like a bad wig there. Bad hairstylist, bad hairstylist.

LOVE D'Onofrio. LOVE. Tasty. Mmm.

Also LOVE Susan Sarandon. I hope to one day be a tenth as cool as she.

@Lady Skittlehattington:

I might have wet myself if I were there. I've sat through some shitty, shitty movies just for him.

Man... I didn't know D'onofrio was married! What a sad way to start the day!