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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like incest fantasies, rape fantasies, and friends with bad teeth. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
It's time for another installment of
P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.
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Winston totally got a contact high
Winston!?!? Oh thank you sweet jesus. You guys rock.
Thank god for finally getting dick pics.
Stoned Winston! The wkd has officially, happily begun!
Winnie! How awesome! And Rudy was having none of it.
YES! I love Winston! I love Rich! I love Slut Machine! This makes my week!
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The cat is stoned isn't he?
w00t! dick pics! finally someone came through!
WINSTON AND DORITOS??
ohhh my friday has been made.
"Long response: Yeeeees."
I fucking love you guys.
Excellent episode, guys, my favorite so far.
And thanks for the marriage advice, SM.
You two are so wise.
Whoa, was that Rudy that tried to attack the chips @ 3:20? I'm reviewing this thing like the Zapruder films. Up-- and to the left.
Also, it's odd but a interesting change to see Tracie get genuinely contemplative about the ex-questions. I'd read about her trials in "One D..." but it unusual to see it in video. It's a sweet, vunerable side of her... you know, amongst all the salad-tossing talk. LOL. Love it.
I'm convinced that Winston is dead and Rich as been hauling him around Weekend at Bernie's style for the past couple of years. Either that or he's a doll, no cat is that calm!
"You guys all have disgusting friends!" - so true!
You two were in top form this week!
You are both such handsome people.
I haven't watched it yet but I wanted to say, it's about goddamn time Winston got a cameo up it this bitch!!!!!!
@TwiceShy: haha, i have NEVER seen a cat just sit there while someone puts glasses on them. but, im pretty sure winston is just really awesome and probably thought if he behaved he would get some doritos or something
"Short answer: yes. Long answer: yeeessssssss."
FACT: "What is he the boss of you?" is universally known as the best question/advice ever.
You guys are the best. What a great way to close out the week.
@JWest282: He looks like a ragdoll or mix of ragdoll. My bf's previous cat was ragdoll and he could literally move him around and do whatever with him and he would just go along with it. So cuuuuute.
WINSTON!!!! That is all.
What is with all these people with poor hygine? Rudy totally was like "Eff this, I'm out."
Random note:SM, your make up always looks so fab.
I never remember Pot Psych shows up on fridays, so it's always like a little added bonus.
To the girl with the salad tossing question: Be careful with that.
It feels awesome to get it, and it's super dirty to do it, but the first time I did it, a few days later I developed a nasty case of tonsillitis. I have to assume the two were related. It was nothing a course of azithromycin couldn't cure, but it really put a damper on my enthusiasm for tossing salad. (It has since returned, as long as the dude promises to shower first.)
p.s I heart Winston and his puffy little face.
@theloudcorral: I've only been able to pull something like that on my dog.
Also, I had an amazing (and real)question that I was gonna send in but then the sight of Slut Machine getting pretend sploog on her face made it vanish. Damn!
"That's actually how you get guys to marry you too. It works everytime."
BRILLIANT.
@wolf biter: Baby Wipes.
Hey SM, is that Clinique Black Honey? I heart that stuff. It was the first colored lip product my mom let me use and I still love it :)
What is up with Miche'le lately? She has come up way too often in my life recently.
Slut Machine, you made my day.
I love you, and you're kitties are adorable.
Wintson was totally baked just by being in the same room with you two.
Damn you and your dorito crunching! I'm leaving work early to run to the store and blow my diet on a huge bag o' taco flavored.
So THAT'S how you get a guy to marry you! I've been doing it all wrong.
I got a beer and a sammich and settled down to watch this.
Brilliant.
You make mah Fridays complete!
Winston!!!!!!!!! And Rudy! Have the kitties and Edie ever met?
@SouthernSatine: Yea, it obviously ain't swallowing it...
must.have.doritos!!1!! i too am more fond of the chipotle.
Hilarious. My boyfriend looked over my shoulder, saw the headline and said . . . "Um, no. Some things you should keep to yourself."
All spot on except the Mariah Carey stuff - WTF? Who gets to tell someone else to lose weight?
Those chips do look delicious.
@KittensMcgee:
Swallowing is fine and all, but wanting a facial will get me hooked
P.S. Somehow this post became a seperate entry in my browser history so now I have this: [jezebel.com/386749/should-i-tell-my-boyfriend-about-my-incest-fantasies]. I hope my boss doesn't find this, especially since we will be related soon (through marriage). Awwwwkward.
I think the 'care about the gf as much as the guy does' might seriously be the most profound thing ive heard in awhile. it might be the pinot talking, but i want to tell that line to everyone i see. including my grandma at mothers day next week
Holy fuck balls, slut machine. Just two days ago I bought the taco/chipotle doritos and hell to the yes, the chipotle ones are so much better than the other ones. There is too much powder on the taco ones.
Okay, I'll finish watching the rest now.
@j_dot: You are absolutely right! That was truly, truly wise advice. And I haven't had my pinot yet.
That's how you get guys to marry you?
Wow. I never knew.
What if it gets in my hair though?
Ewwwwww.
"What, is he the boss of you?"
Why do I keep hearing that with a Jersey accent? Is that real or is my mind playing tricks on me?
(1) SM, for real you can do SOOOO much better than your ex!! Seriously! The reason he is dating some stupid 20 year old without any type of wit or spark is b/c he was way too insecure in himself and he KNEW, HE KNEW that he did not deserve you! He WAS NEVER and CAN NEVER be at your level. And I would bet money that this girl is a hot mess with no fashion sense or intelligence. Fuck that shit.
(2) Winnie is the shit.
(3) I love you Rich.
sound like something that would happen to me. eeshhh@nolongerinacubiclebutstillawhore!:
@nellicat: ha just checked the time in NY and yea, id sound like a bit of a wino... but im in europe, at home on a friday night watching this. i dont actually know which makes me more pathetic!
Winston!!!
I love this feature, but I'll admit that I spent the first half of it wondering whether neon orange nail polish would work on me. That has everything to do with how Slut Machine is all stylish and shit, and nothing to do with the quality of this ep of Pot Psychology.
The conclusion I drew is that I probably wear too much black, and I might just look Halloween themed. Hmph.
@BitchIsTheNewBlack: Wooo Wooo! Totally agree on the SM thing.
Even though I don't know you or your ex, darling SM, this is how I feel: It's wayyyy easier for a guy to be with a dumb uneducated 20 year old bimbo than it is to be with a smart, educated, hot, gorgeous, woman of substance.
Let him have his trashy new girlfriend. You will find someone who deserves you. In the meantime, you have zesty ranch doritos, edie, winston, rich, marijuana, your other friends, good looks, brains, and every reader of jezebel who thinks you're the best.
Sorry for the unsolicited advice.
This is the first time I've seen this- my new favorite thing on the internet ever.
You are not obligated to share your masturbation fantasies with a partner. If there's something you want your partner to actively participate in, fine. But why do they have to know what you're thinking about when you're taking care of your own business? Unless you slip and call him by your brother's name when in bed; then he might deserve an explanation.
There is nothing like smoking a bowl, having a glass of wine and watching SM and Rich dish out some stellar advice after a long week...
Thanks for a great weekend kick-off, SM!
So so glad this is up. I actually forgot about it today, so horrible have my last 2 days been. Merci pour le rich.
hilarious. loved the last line.
I actually know someone who became schizophrenic after mushrooms. Pretty scary.
Winston, awwww. I know what my new icon is!
"Shrooms: They're good for you cuz they're a vegetable."
If you're the wife looking to experiment with 'shrooms and acid, PLEASE don't! I know three people with schizophrenia, two of them got their first hallucinations when they were 17 and 18, both of them after experimenting with acid and other drugs. The other one didn't get it until he was in his mid-forties, and he thanks his stars that he didn't do drugs when he was younger.
It's supposed to be unrelated, but I wouldn't take the chances. You NEVER recover from schizophrenia, and depending on how bad you get it, it could affect your husband's well being forever.
It's not about him being the boss of you, but what would you do if the person you loved the most wanted to do something stupid and dangerous?
@whateverhappened:Seriously, I gasped when I first noticed! Then "Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck" went through my head. Damn me and my Jezebel addiction!
@melinderr: Actually, me too. He appeared to be perfectly fine outgoing guy in high school, did shrooms a few times once he got to college, and became a completely different person eventually ending in him dropping out and moving home. Eek. I don't know if its a scientifically proven link, but the potential results are scary enough that its probably worth avoiding if there's a history of schizophrenia in the fam.