Pap Psychology

You're feeling vulnerable because you're half-naked and your legs are spread up in the air. A gynecological visit is a very awkward time for small talk. Radar has a list of reader-submitted wacky comments from gynecologists. "My gynecologist recently told me I have an adorable uterus," claims Sarah from Brooklyn. But Zoe from Chicago wasn't so lucky: "I was in the stirrups and I had a big long scratch on my thigh from my cat. My gyno said, 'What happened here?' I said, 'My cat scratched me.' And he said, 'Riiiiiight.'" And then there's Harriet, from New York: "I went to this Chinese lady in Tribeca. She told me I was heavy and that I needed to walk more." [Radar]