Dominique is so fucken stupid. jesus christ. but ill give her props that she looked super rad in the photoshoot yesterday, but only because she didnt look like herself.

anya ftw!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SLUT MACHINE FOR MAKING THIS DOWNLOADABLE!!!!!

Best. Birthday. Present. Ever.

Tyra has real fangs! Cool! She can take over the Blade franchise without any special effects.

Dominique and Fatima are so hateful. I'm over their "Everyone's jealous because I take such good photos and they don't really dislike me because I'm such a self-involved bitch" schtick.

I'm so glad Whitney's still in it. I doubt Tyra will let a plus-size girl win, but at least she's made it this far.

I missed this last night( who's outie?) but in that clip I think Tyra was as drunk I was yesterday.

@Jessi Ramsey: katarzyna is out.

I was so sad to see Kata-gjudsk-a go though it was obvious since every frame focused on her face in the episode.

"Today, you're going to be gladiators"
[shot of Kata-askdf-a]
"Fatima looks ackward holding the sword"
[cut to Kata-hjkld-a]
Yeah, I get it, ANTM, she's eliminated. Sheesh.

The "Farmer Wants a Wife" ad in the bottom corner makes this still all the more hilarious. Modern American Gothic y'all.

Mama scares me. Please don't show me your fangs, mama.

@amandahugnkiss (ΑΞΔ): I honestly think Tyra is pulling for Whits this go around. Even in the conversation with Jay yesterday it seemed like she was way disappointed with Whitney not doing well. The thing I think Whitney has above the other three is most 15 year old girls wouldn't want to punch her in her faae.

I particuarly liked Tyra's parade of mangled accents at the start of judging. She was really flying in some rareified crazy there.

When the clip first started I was partially convinced that she was going to burst out into a song from "Gypsy."

@ineffable.me: You know Tyra just cut her cause she still can't pronounce her name.

And Domonique? You are simply a poor imitation of Cycle 2's Camille and Cycle 5's Coryn.

@amandahugnkiss (ΑΞΔ): Fatima's so desperate to be hated by the other girls but it's just not working. Sorry sweetie, Dominique snagged the crazy bitch edit this cycle, find something else.

I was sad to see Katarzyna go, but her picture was pretty wretched. At this point I'm going to have to go with Anya, because as much as I like Whitney, I can't imagine them giving her the win.

Also, whenever Anya's name is said, I automatically say "Annyong!"

And to add to that, my boyfriend mentioned that Whitney was really the only chick he would get down with from the show and then I said the most successful to date is Taccara and my boyfriend swooned over her for a while and then I realized the girls who do the best in the competition AFTERWARDS are actually the ones dudes want to bone. Just a thought!

@ineffable.me: I am so afraid that they will now start picking on Anya and that she will be next to go. Please say it won't be so.

I have a creepy feeling Dominique will be in the final two. Also, I have to say, she is growing on me (like a fungus). I couldn't believe she actually said some nice things about the other girls, huge change from her usual bitchy-bitch-all about me-fest.

I'm happy Whitney stayed. She rocked that gladiator outfit. But I suspect Anya will win.

also

BONSOIR!

hilarious, tyra, hilarious!

Does anyone else notice that weird nervous laugh Dominique does?

@mightymouth: Anya is the best. honestly, if they eliminate her, it might even work out better for her, i think shes the only one that could be a real model. which is probably why shes not going to win.

if dominique wins ill have to kill tyra.

It defied all logic that Dominique and Fatima were called first. They should ahve been the bottom two and been kicked out together, whatever.

I was glad Tyra was giving Whitney advice about posing, because it is different when you've got curves. She is so obviously a gorgeous girl, and I'm sure she will get signed with an agency after the show, so I'm not too worried.

Kat going home was retarded.

OMFGGGGGGEEEEeeeeeeeee my roommate and I were 100% totally convinced that Whitney's time had come. When Tyra pulled her picture we were SCREAMING. I was totally shocked.

I'm afraid Anya is going to win it too, which pisses me off so hard because I couldn't get her any less. She's not pretty and she's really weird.

@Sophie: Yeah, they've gotten super-obvious at this point. And I was also sad to see Kata go - she was my fave.

@Notes from the underwhelmed: I keep waiting for Tyra to burst into "When You're Good to Mama" from Chicago.

@amandahugnkiss (ΑΞΔ):
yeah, that whole thing is really starting to tick me off. dominique, no one is jealous of you. you look like a soccer mom. just no.

@KittensMcgee: Yes. It's just one of the many things I loathe about her.

I knew katarzyna would be out when she started getting the "no personality" comments. Those always kill me because I don't think Tyra realizes that you can have a personality and not be loud and obnoxious.

Can Whitney even win? I have heard rumors that Elite doesn't even have a plus-sized modeling section in their company . . .

This was a very difficult shoot for Tyra. She did not use natural lighting, poor poor Tyty was nervous in all that artificial light. But did we know that? NO! She never let us see her sweat. Tyra is always professional.

Meanwhile back at the bunny ranch, Dominique was busy taping down her penis. This tranny needs to go home. And Fatima, girl may have taken a nice photo for Tyra but, that gladiator shit was a big stinky poo.

IMO Anya looks like an alien, Dominique a man, Fatima is the prettiest and Whitney looks like a bland sorority girl. A million girls in Texas look just like her and they're pretty but not interesting looking at all. I think that having blonde hair boosts the perception of how pretty someone is ALOT. Otherwise I can't figure out how so many blah blondes get super famous. Case in point: Kate Hudson is People's Most Beautiful Person. Really?

@KittensMcgee: Yes, and how she contorts her face to look like the Grinch at panel.

@ineffable.me: You are totally right about Anya.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: is today your birthday? cause today is political party girl's bday!

Yeah, because having your picture taken by a megalomaniacal amateur who just happens to have an awesome camera is what I dream of every night. My face is still stinging from THAT slap in the face!

@onestrawplz: team herbivore: sometimes she has the look and attitude of a spoiled child of a soccer mom. it's just ridiculous. i wouldn't hire her because i wouldn't want to work with her attitude!

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: fatima should have gone home during meat week.

For some reason the girls' hair and dresses made me think of Isabella Blow.

AND anothing thing... (I've already posted but whatever)
...Kata-goodbye looks soooo like a model. She could actually work and yet she's eliminated. Judges even admitted that mallrat looking Dominique wouldn't get booked based on face-to-face appearance and yet she's called 2nd? ANTM producers, Fatima would have gladly picked up the snotty bitch role; you don't need Dom!

@roodles:

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Just saying. She is NOT pretty just because they bleached her hair out. She is pretty, period.

@Triphena: It really came to light last week when she was laughing at her commercial. I was thinking "what the hell is THAT"

@ferociacoutura: which makes her perfect for high fashion. girlfriend has vogue editorial spread written all over her.

@Dear Blond Diary...: Uh, yeah, actually she looks way BETTER with dark hair. The blonde is holding her BACK, in my opinion. It boosts the whole fake, pageanty thing they keep getting her on.

I loved the photoshoot and how Tyra turned judging into one large compliment on her photography skills. Too bad about Kata but her eyes did really look dead.

@mightymouth: mine too! i'm totally getting my hair cut like hers when i go to the salon tomorrow.

and i just sounded like a 13 year old girl. gross.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Happy Birthday! The coolest people in the world are born on May 1. True story.
@lermanzo (ΠΒΦ): Thanks for the card and yummy M&M's this morning! lermanzo = best roommate ever!!

@lermanzo (ΠΒΦ): Nah, I have to disagree. I think she's just janky. I get the high-fashion, weird-looking thing. Fatima's got it. In my opinion, Anya's just a skinny, average-looking chick.

@ferociacoutura: i agree. she looks SO generic blonde.

There's no way Dominique will win because she is not "fresh" enough for Covergirl. Renee and Jade got sent home for looking too old-looking in their CG beauty shots so there's not much hope for Dom. I think that Covergirl has a ton of say in who wins because of the contract.

@DorothyZbornak: and Jade! Every cycle needs some crazy bitch who is just there for the fun of hating them. I suspect that she'll be there until final 3 when they cut her for not being "fresh" enough after the Cover Girl photo shoot. Whatever, this show wouldn't be as much fun if all the contestants were actually likable and looked like models.

@ineffable.me: Nooo! Aw, she was one of my favs. No real personality, but so pretty.

I'm jealous these girls got to live out the dreams of five-year-old girlreporter, dressing as She-ra, Princess of Power.

The whole concept behind the photo shoot made me cringe. They were beautiful photos and setting, but quite with the pretentious description that didn't speak at ALL to what was happening.

Best line from Paulina: "I want them dumb."

When they gonna do Whitney in? And HOW? They always find some way to rid themselves of the plus sized girl.

My favorite was the season they noticed she lost like two pounds and then said, "Well now we just don't know what to do with you, you're too skinny for plus and (WAY, implied) too big for normal modeling, buh bye"

I don't think that there's been a top three where I really thought all three were decent and all had a shot at the win since Cycle 2 with Yoanna,Mercedes and Shandi. I did have a soft spot for "Dani", Snagglepuss Joanie and Crazy Ol' Jade though.