Jezebel
Experimental filmmaker Holly Fisher and photographer Peter Lindbergh made a movie together called Everywhere At Once that "exists on the dividing line between documentary and fiction" and is supposed to be the next Hiroshima Mon Amour. Oh-kay! Anyway, last night, Harper's Bazaar sponsored a screening of of the film at the Tribeca Film Festival and not only was Ashley Olsen there, but tons more models: Helena, Selita, Valentina and Isabella (Rossellini, that is). Also, Harper's Bazaar editor-in-chief Glenda Bailey better get ready to face the wrath of PETA. The full Good, Bad, and Ugly, after the jump.
The Good:
Helena Christensen: Picture perfect. (Note to self: Buy hot pink lipstick. )
Selita Ebanks' dress is black and white and beautiful all over.
I love how model Valentina's dress insists on it being spring.
Sure the whole leather skirt and sweater is slightly 1988, but I can't help but love Ashley Olsen's entire vibe. Also go ahead and crucify me: Love the gladiator sandals.
The Bad:
Oh, come on Isabella. Really?
Socialite Jamee Gregory is wearing windowpanes as a skirt.
Peter Lindbergh just woke up.
The Ugly:
Harper's Bazaar editor-in-chief Glenda Bailey: A couture Cruella de Vil?
[Images via Getty and Bauer-Griffin.]
Comments
Hate the gladiator sandals. Love that she looks like an adult. Srsly. did her face change or is it my imagination?
wait...is ashley smiling?
isabella! that is a crime against humanity! you are too beautiful and awesome to hide yourself in a burlap sack!
whoa 2 days in a row of semi-normal looking olsens.
i miss the crazy twins.
I didn't recognize Ashley without 200 pounds of clothes on . . . not my favorite outfit, but she looks healthy and happy and it's an improvement over past looks!
Ashley looks so grown up! I'm in shock!
Ashley is looking downright human, or even, I daresay, kind of sunshiney and lovely in that photo
Is Glenda Bailey wearing a Chris March original?
I want Helena Christiansen's shoes, please.
Ashley Olsen actually looks like a grown-up in that pic, not like someone who's playing dressup. Good for her.
Does Ashley Olsen suddenly look like she's about 25 or is it just me?
Selita Ebanks looks like she may have a waredrobe malfunction. Her left tata looks like it may pop out any minute.
I love Isabella. She knows she cleans up good, we know she cleans up good. What a tease.
Love Jamee's dress.
Ashley is almost unrecognizable in a very very good way.
@EleanorRigby: She also looks tall. Hmm. . .
Ashley does look great. Maybe her nutritionist, trainer, stylist, and hair and make up people sat her down and collectively gave her a "You're in Big Trouble, Mister".
@Philthyist is annoyed: Pout-free!
I like Jamee Gregory's skirt. Sorry.
Isabella Rossellini is entirely too beautiful to be wearing THAT.
Ashley Olson looks great! Except for the shoes. And I don't really mind the shoes, just not with that outfit.
Peter Lindbergh looks alarmingly like my grandpa. Off-kilter glasses, denim shirt, and all.
Isabella....
What would Ingrid Bergman say if she saw you leave the house in that?
Oh, Isabella, honey, bless your heart...did you think it was time to take in the garden?
Ashley looks lovely and normal as opposed to her crazy baglady looks...
Also Isabella Rosselini - no! You are so off Ross's list now!
Also I just can't hate Jaime Gregory-whose-it's dress. It looks like fun.
I didn't even recognize Ashley Olsen at first! She isn't slouching, wearing dinner-plate-sized sunglasses, she is not covered in thirteen multicolored beanbag chairs, and she looks really glowy and proportionate. Props, Olsen Twin!
@smallymcpocket: Let's do a tagteam shoe mugging, you get the left one I get the right one.
I'm coo coo for warm turquoisy blue right now. Cah-ray-zee.
Wow...Ashley actually can smile. I wonder if Mary-Kate also has that ability.
I mean, she looks a little like she just stepped off a plane, but all possible sins are erased because the corners of her mouth go up! And I see teeth...TEETH!
@smallymcpocket: I have them!
Isabella just woke up, too.
Ashley reminds me of Jennifer Aniston circa 1997.
I love Helena Christiansen, but she always poses so oddly - face leaning down, or something, I don't know. Is she ashamed to be tall?
@EleanorRigby:not just you- I am asking the same question- its like her face matured over night.
Actually- she looks great.
For some reason those gladiator sandals work. I just don't understand how.
oooh two AWESOME hot pink lipsticks to try from MAC are "All About Town" and "Rebel" I looove them. They look great on almost every skin tone.
Also Selita Ebanks has one of the WORST boob jobs ever. They resemble Posh's former boobs, too round and hard looking to even pretend they are real.
I suppose it's an improvement over What Has Gone Before, but Ashley, in that outfit, looks to me exactly like a slightly hungover admin assistant running out for coffee.
I hope this signals the end of Ashley's "Little Match Girl" phase.
Eh - all the printed dresses are variations of ugly wallpaper. Do. Not. Want.
I know I keep linking to Mollygood lately, but I'll defend it by the fact that it was actually Cord who led me to Jezebel about a year ago now.
ANYWAY, here are some other pics of Ashley from this party, one of her actually smiling! She looks great, she should do it more often:
[www.mollygood.com]
@Bianca_Cheri: It looks rather painful to be honest.
"Also go ahead and crucify me: Love the gladiator sandals."
Consider yourself crucified, my dear.
does anyone else think ashley slightly looks like claire danes here?
Looks like Rossellini switched wardrobes with Ellen Page. Two girl-crushes in one!!!!!!!
An Olsen twin who looks not-homeless and happy to be alive?! Go on girl!
@shewar: I secretly luuuuurve gladiator sandals, because they're usually flat and they usually have enough structural integrity to stay on my feet.
But you didn't hear that from me! Oh, no no. I was in surgery at the time. Hee.
I love the gladiator sandals too. Probably because they're not dark so they look more interesting and pretty and don't chop the leg and foot up so much. Also, I prefer to think of them as Jesus sandals.
Now I almost always think Ashley looks great, and I agree that the sandals are hot. But she looks ancient, like Mom-ish, like some poignant, pilled-out trophy wife who is just trying too hard in this picture.
@freedc: Ashley smiling looks a bit pained. Like the kind of smile I give when my aunt says, "Ya better get married before the grays start to grow" and I hard smile instead of swearing.
I second (and fifteenth) everyone who said Ashley looks super cute smiling. I also like the gladiator sandals, but not with her outfit. Maybe a peep toe bootie instead?
WANT Helena Christensen's shoes. She (and all the other hot 90s supermodels) is aging so well!! I hope I look that good at 30, let alone 40!
Why does Isabella Rosselini always insist on dressing like a monk?
And I also can't hate Jamee Gregory's outfit. She is dressed exactly as I imagine all WASPY socialites should be dressed. As long as she's not wearing a headband carrying one of those hideous April Cornell bags she is ah-okay with me!
@tscheese: Haha! Me too, I love gladiator sandals,I can't wear flimsy flip flops...
Was it foot surgery?
Ashley looks like she got caught off guard. She's probably off flogging herself today for smiling for the camera.
That said, she looks damn good.
@virtualcatlady (formerlycuteasabutton): Haha! I'm trying out the line from the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt vs. Tyra video from last night.
Heidi denied seeing? Having details about? Lauren's sex tape and she insisted "OMG I WAS IN SURGERY AT THE TIME." (For her, y'know, boobs.)
I'm using "OMG I WAS IN SURGERY AT THE TIME" to deny knowledge of things now.
But I did have foot surgery once! And I rarely rarely wear heels as a result. Hence: gladiator lurve. I kinda want to buy some, like, stat. It's payday!
Pink lipstick will always be my mom's domain, she's been wearing it since the 80s - mostly on her teeth. She rocks it nontheless.
It is nice seeing her dress in clothing that actually fits her!