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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Penises: "Finally! Something to match my vagina shaped speakers." We say: now all you need is that taint-looking mp3 player and you're golden. • Worst, in response to BINge Eating: When You Eat The Garbage You've Tried To Throw Out: "You throw away good food? It baffles the mind. Have you not heard of the starving children in Africa/India/ next door? If you don't want to eat it all I dunno share it? You have friends right? A homeless dude on the corner?" We say: Mom? Is that you?

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