When we filmed our 420 episode of Pot Psychology with Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes, we went all out to get in the right state of mind for the special event. Actually, we sorta went overboard. By the end of the night I puked, Rich was ready to hide in my bedroom, and Gavin had a paranoid delusion that Betty the intern thought he was gonna rape her. But in between all that, we managed to film nearly four hours of rambling nonsense that was just too good to confine to one episode, so this week's Pot Psych is part 2 of that epic night, in which we answer questions about hummers, midgets, and the dangers of senior citizens masturbating. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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"If You Really Like A Guy Should You Wait To Bang Him?"
4:20 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
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"Who needs you?!"
my day is made.
"I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven"
Rich, if I was a boy I'd be ready for you to hide in *MY* bedroom
I really want an uber-serious voiceover for the "previously on Pot Psychology" screen.
"The theme from Sanford and Son!"
I AM DYING.
This makes me want to get high and convince someone to put a Jambi box on their head. Endless entertainment.
I can never watch these because the little flash player thingy confounds and ruins my computers both at home and at work. I'm sure they are very humorous and amusing, but they just appear to be all slow and stuttering and nonsensical. Of course, that could just mean I'm incredibly fucking high...
Stop masturbating and get a job.
My weekend can begin.
"If she really cared about him, she would call him a LITTLE PERSON."
sounds like someone got paid under the table by the producers et al. of "little people, big world."
That Pot Psychology was disappointing yet filling like leftover Chinese food.
And now I'm starting to feel gassy.
jambi is a nice addition to pot psychology.
half of the time he's yelling/ laughing to himself inside his head box and the rest of the time he's giving out really good advice.
If your heart skips a beat, see a cardiologist.
"I'd like Gavin for the block, please."
Is there any chance that Rich is bi? Because I'd really like to cling to the fantasy that I have a chance with him just a little longer.
Question! dadadada Question! dadadada Question!
On the wait vs. not question... It just blew my mind to hear caring, motherly advice from a high geenie with his head in a cardboard box.
Rich looked especially sexy on 420
MORE JAMBI PLEASE.
I love how Rich's face gets all serious and pensive when SM and Jambi are talking about the (possibly) old lady's heart.
@sableized: best damn idea i've heard all day.
Jambi, the voice of reason.
But I agree with SM - don't wait, fuck him. If he likes you he'll be back for more.
I was hoping Jambi would fall over trying to drink his beer. That would have been epic.
Three is perfect for this segment.
That Gavin dude takes up entirely too much of Rich's rightful screen time. I say this not because I dislike Gavin but because I love Rich.
"Wait, take a picture and send it to me.....of his dick" had me howling.
And I'm totally not being mean but I don't like your dog SM. That creature needs some lessons.
If she really thought he was super sexy about him, she would call him a pygmy.
As in:
"That pygmy-boy could ride me all night long."
I must say, whatever player y'all are using has never played in my FireFox or IE browsers.
So I'm just going to assume it's funny and offer my sincerest congratulations.
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To the girl with the little person question, I have two words for you: Peter Dinklage. SO FUCKING SEXY.
I LOLed at the suggestion to hum "Informer."
::sigh::, Rich. that's about all I can muster today . . .
@IntoAshes:
and @ceejeemcbeegee: Go to the adobe website and get newest version of the free flash player.
Sorry - it's the Gizmodo side showing.
rich is sexxx! i wanna be mr. nodoubt9203 juzwiak!!
@lisas: Agreed. And I do dislike Gavin's presence on the show. He disrupts the SM-Rich banter with forced comments that aren't clever or stoned-insightful. And he slapped SM with his box.
i love that you posted this at 4:20 today.
@nodoubt9203 [Insert Jezememe Here]: Get in line!
1. in terms of going ahead and having sex vs. waiting, i think it depends on the people involved; if both are obviously comfortable, why not?
2. jambi has GOT to go
@sableized: like the guy who does the voiceovers on Lost!
i <3 rich
the little person in the station agent is seriously hot. do you all know who i am talking about?
@wolf biter: yeah! this is the station agent guy, right? because he is really attractive.
@kshenkshen:
Peter Dinklage IS hot. Totally crushworthy.
I am kind of in the middle of a "to wait or not to wait" predicament, but I guess I already made that decision, since I haven't slept with him yet. So I am waiting til I see him again in August, when I will slut it up. I think either side can be argued, and it depends on the people involved.
BTW, this is my fav segment. LOVE IT.
Rich looked sad to me! I started to worry a little bit.
Dude, I had no idea there were hipster websites. :o(
@CollegeCamel: PRECISEly.
@Snowbunny: Haha same here. Rich, you should bang me. It would be novel to bang a girl!
Jambi is distracting and kind of dominates.
Honestly, I really like Pot Psychology, but the last two episodes, man, I just don't know about them. Rich seemed all bent out of shape about something and so did Tracie, like they had a big fight or something and just did this to pay it lip service or something.
Normally, you guys do in all honesty give out pretty good advice, and Rich has more than once given out fucking SAGE advice, but honestly I just haven't found the last two eps as entertaining as the last couple.
Maybe it's Jambi. I can't put my finger on it.
I'm not trying to be a troll, nor am I saying that Pot Psychology sucks on the whole, it's just these last two eps that I've honestly not found terribly interesting.
Sorry guys!
Rich looks sort of disgusted. He rules.
i wanna sit on jambis face.
Oh man, I can't believe I am typing these words, but I think I have a crush on Gavin. FUCKING FRENCH CANADIAN DOUCHELORD WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?
I blame the dos and don'ts.
how did jambi get that box on his head?
I just love the huge earrings every week.
I want to fuck Jambi, but I want him to shut the fuck up, too. Or he can talk, but it better be nasty and he better expect me to pull his hair real hard.
Rich seems so annoyed by his stupid ass presence. Traci does too a little. Needs less extra motherfuckers, y'all.
You guys are SO much more incomprehensible in this episode, and I LOVE IT. You completely lost me for awhile around 2:00, but I sorta have a crush on Jambi now.
Rich: I know I've said this before, dude, but Winston needs to make a guest appearance. In the past other commenters have suggested that you get him high too, but I think that would be, er, overkill.
I'm not about to suggest that you hotbox your kitty or anything. I think he's weird enough when he's totally sober.
@tscheese: No animals will be harmed in the making of this video! ;)
@ShirtNinjaOni: well that or they could just be stoned...because i know when i'm uber stoned there are times when i dont say anything at all (and apparently i talk a LOT...sober)...but i like Jambi...he surprised me with the "no wait if he's worth it" line...almost gave me hope for men...lol
@lisas: @trisarahtops: @PopCultureSavant: @HokeyPokey: @ShirtNinjaOni: Gavin should go. SM and Rich are the best. Together. And alone.
My favorite thing of the week!
But I was shocked that both guys said wait to do it and Tracie said to go ahead. I wonder if most guys think this way. Hmmm, this could explain a lot about my past relationships...
@sassyredhead: Yeah, but one's a (delightful) gay (who I wish was my own). And the other is wearing a turban with a glittered cardboard box around his neck, you know?
Anyway, there was just a thread yesterday or so about fucking on the first date, and every other bitch was talking about how she nailed her dude right after they met and they're still together after all this time. I think it's personal, but there's something to be said about chemistry.
@Neutralize: Oh, before I totally fuck myself, I'm making no assumptions about what bein' a gay means in sexual or romantic relationships. I just mean to question whether I'd be too thoughtful in applying his advice about dude/lady sex practices and what a dude thinks about a lady if they give it up or whatever. Oh no! I'm dumb.
That was GLORIOUS.
GLORIOUS.
In that Collin Farrell (sp?) movie "In Bruges" there's a somewhat sexy midget - er - little person. Are their bits proportional, or is the "baby arm" of mini-me a true tale?
Questions questions. Time to have another glass of merlot.