I wanted to apologize to Jenna Bush. I don't think she really has an eating disorder at all and, on top of that, I've kind of always loved her. I love that she taught kids and lived in that poor country her gramps invaded that one time they tried to pretend they had sovereignty or whatever. I love that she got arrested for underage drinking 67 times. I love how her voice is kind of low and husky and doesn't make you cringe at all. I love that I can't hate her even though she is the spawn of the Worst President Of Ever, because that makes me believe in Free Will, and to that end I love the slow, gradual public betrayal of her father's terrible wrongheaded politics she has been making ever since she declared the world should Be Nice To One Another And Always Use Condoms. Yesterday Jenna went on Larry King Live with her mom and said she maybe wasn't voting for John McCain. I'm pretty sure Jenna likes Obama, since he, too, is a big Breaker of the Cycle.
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