One Thing Is Certain: Right Now, Yale University & Aliza Shvarts '08 Are 100% Annoying

I seem to be the only one of the Jezebels online and — lucky for me! — now we're hearing that Aliza Shvarts is disputing Yale University's claim that her performance piece was a work of fiction. Reports the Yale Daily News:

Shvarts stood by her project, calling the University's statement "ultimately inaccurate."...But Shvarts reiterated Thursday that she repeatedly used a needleless syringe to insert semen into herself. At the end of her menstrual cycle, she took abortifacient herbs to induce bleeding, she said. She said she does not know whether or not she was ever pregnant. "No one can say with 100-percent certainty that anything in the piece did or did not happen," Shvarts said, "because the nature of the piece is that it did not consist of certainties."
Oh, Christ. Anyway, interested (and still-awake) readers can learn more here . I, for one, have had about enough of this youngster and am going to exercise my right to control my body and go to bed .


University Calls Art Project A Fiction; Shvarts '08 Disputes Yale's Claim [Yale Daily News]