Best Comment of the Day, in response to My Beautiful Mommy Teaches Kids Why Mommy's Face Is Suddenly "Prettier": "Other books in the series: My Hunky Daddy: Daddy goes to the gym, gets ripped abs and runs off with a yoga instructor; My Slutty Sister: Sis wears revealing outfits and makeup, then one day brother notices that her tummy seems bigger than normal; My Stoner Brother: Little brother wonders why big brother smiles all the time and can't remember his name from day-to-day." We say: where's your book deal already? • Worst, in response to Uma & Eva Look Great Even Though Their Movie Looks Awful: "Holy boobs Batman! Oh Susan, did we have to go there?" We say: do not speak ill of such a fabulous rack.

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