Normally, the shit that goes down between Spencer and Heidi on The Hills seems so fake and contrived, but on last night's episode, when Spencer crashed Heidi's "girls night out," things actually got real, for once, on this "reality" show. Seeing your ex (even planted by television producers) socializing with other girls in a bar right in front of your face is pretty torturous. Heidi's shrilly freak out of, "They're taking shots!?" is totally the new, "He's a sucky person!" or "You know what you did!" Clip above.

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