The Miss USA pageant, which aired on Friday night, wasn't the out-and-out spectacle of chicks tripping over their dresses or their words, but there were still some awesome idiotic moments—like the entire questions portion of the competition. One girl said that beauty cosmetics marketed to girls in elementary school are "important," while another said she wishes she could help Britney Spears. Oh, and maybe the best part of the whole night was when Donny Osmond just walked away from Heather Mills while she was in the middle of answering a question he asked her. Clip above.

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