I just don't understand this woman. That is all.

"It's not about me!"

um...

*snort*

After Haley said "I don't care if I die, I just want to be rich and famous."
did her mom really say "OK THAT MAKES SENSE"?

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Does that 8-yr-oldish child have a BABY BOTTLE? Maybe she'll be famous for that!

I'm pretty sad they were eliminated last night mainly because Rocky is a walking proverbial trainwreck.

On the plus side I will no longer have any reason to watch this mess.

As with Ms. Spears, I don't think I can in all good conscious make fun of someone who is this mentally disturbed.

Oh. Wait. She's trying to take her kid down with her? Fuck it. This woman is a FUCKING PSYCHO LOSER.

I liked how Rocky's cheap tshirt transfer was all crooked. I missed the end, but loved how she wore the long white dress to elimination, trying to be fake demure after they told her she was upstaging her kid.

Holy Psychotic Mom, Batman! We've got some future prostitutes to save!

Did anyone say: "The Emancipation of Haley?" Now I'd watch a show about THAT.

Mom?

@StabbyMcStabberson: "I can dance! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!""

Right.

@DarlingMagpie: I second the "What the fuck is wrong with these people?"

And I'm sorry, but I don't think 'mocking other children and having a misanthropic nature' is either entertaining or endearing.

Man... how delusional is Rocky?

@DarlingMagpie: I found that part of the video to be striking. That's a real classy lady right there. Poor Haley.

Where did that hanger come from?!

"ME! ME! ME!"

Yikes.

Also, I'm pretty sure they edited out a part where Rocky OD'd or foamed at the mouth or something like that in the confessional. Or would that have made for "better television?"

At least the mother will be free to do Rock of Love 3.

wow.

It should be noted that this is the same woman that in the first episode, when her child exhibits frustration/embarassment, her mom asks her "What - Can you see my tampon?"

"Not many people in this house get what it means to be a mother."

Isn't like, 50% of the population of the house mothers?

Clearly, this woman cares about something greatly. However, I think it is more about the crack pipe in her back pocket than the child.

I don't think her boyfriend is "out of town," I think he's buried in her back yard. Yikes, Rocky!

I don't think I can watch I Know My Kid's A Star anymore either. Gigi, the woman who looks like she sells really bad Mary Kay products and the kid who has the long red hair irritate me. Everybody else bores me because they're normal. Yes, even musclebound Bonaduce.

She's had a ...career. Of sorts. Check out IMDB:
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Uh, I think I just peed my pants laughing.

@badmutha: Yeah i was going to say crack.... or maybe even meth. But I bet she shoots up instead of smokes it.

PS I know this makes me a nitpicky copyeditor but...it's Hayley.

First of all: what?
Second of all: what?

@Marsgaret: I like how in 'Black Scorpion' her character is described as Streetwalker #1, as if there were others and she was the best.

@Marsgaret: Oh, of course, that's where I recognize her from, Cyborg 3: The Recycler. Or was it Cheerleader Massacre? But how did I miss the Lusty Busty Babe-a-que?

@Marsgaret: Wow. She was a producer on the Lusty Busty Babe-a-Que.

"I'm gonna hit the gum ball machine, and SHAKE IT! ...IN FRONT A' EVERY ONE OF 'EM!"

Okay, that makes sense.

@AbbyNormal Now Brought To You By Slurm Cola - Ride The Walrus!: No, she was the PRODUCER for Lusty Busty. And the screenwriter for the Attack. Multi-talented, multi-personalities.

Rocky is a dead ringer for Alexis Arquette.

y'know what these moms and kids need? they need to go to places like the Congo and Yemen and meet girls and women who have REAL problems..

@badmutha: Ah, producer of Lusty Busty Babe-a-que (I love the name- it really tells you what the product is, ya know?) And I see her mom was one of the DeMarco Sisters!
@strangerthanfiction: Mommie Dearest's closet, of course.

@DarlingMagpie: HAHAHAHA I just replayed that part about 10 times and cannot stop laughing. "Ok that makes sense" ?!?!?! This woman is insane and she's obviously creating a monster!

I'm counting the days until we see Haley busted for buying crack from one of Bonaduce's kids.

Hhhhhhmmmmmmm...one of the three Cs perhaps? Cocaine? Crank? Crack? Yuck. This show makes entertainment of some REAL damage - let's just STOP. Stop watching! Stop commenting! Stop making it profitable for advertisers to be affiliated with this disgusting glorification of what appears to be mental illness, narcissistic parenting and/or drug addiction. STOP!

Patti LuPone really missed out by not watching this before opening as "Momma Rose" in "Gypsy." Can you imagine? "Rose's Turn" + meth breakdown = Insta-Tony award.

Rocky: Fuckin' nuts.
Hayley: Needs to get out while she can. Jump ship!

Lusty Busty Babe-a-que?! That shit is comedy gold!

This is terrifying. I really really want to believe that she was putting on a crazy act just to get attention, like she knew this was going to be clipped and be discussed everywhere.

I want to believe that, but somehow I don't.

Wow, her black and white photo on IMDB is great but not remotely attached to the reality.

it's sad watching people make massive parenting mistakes, but i have been genuinely moved by how much some of these moms love their kids, and how much the kids love their moms. Rocky and Hayley included. That stuff kills me.

Which kid was the one who puked on cue when Danny Bonaduce showed up? All I've seen of this show was the first few minutes, then I couldn't deal. But I'm rooting for Pukey.

@pfaith1367: You know, I agree. It actually bums me out that Jezebel chooses such train wrecks to talk about. I mean, Rock of Love II--where it's a scandal that someone is *gasp* 37 and felt the need to lie about it? Or Bad Girl's Club with its hateful behavior, or this show with its narcissism and flat-out insanity. Entertainment? I guess...but at the expense of other people's dignity. Why are we as (generally) women promoting crap like this? Does it make us feel better that we aren't as messed-up as those women we watch on TV?

And yes...I'm also bitter that shows that deal with somewhat real issues like aging, and death and divorce (a la High School Reunion) never seem to get a mention. I bet "Turning 40" (think that's the name...) will be ignored too. Not for lack of drama--cause there was a lot in HSR...but I dunno...I guess the demographics of this site trend to the younger generation. I guess my 37-year-old self should just shut up and go find my rocker.

bitterbitterbitter... And get off my lawn you little punks!

i may skip this show now too that Rocky's been sent back to her padded cell. the whole Courtney Love/"Anywhere But Here" vibe was just too hard to look away from. i mean honestly, does anyone really care who wins this show?

i'll probably stop watching this show now that Rocky is gone. she was just so Courtney Love/"Anywhere But Here" not to stare at in awe.

oops.

rocky is a fuckin' mess and i'm not completely convinced that she doesn't have a dick. buh-bye!

I've been silent long enough - ok, I know Rocky - or Raquel (her stripper name) or Melissa (her real name.) I knew Raquel and Hayley for many years. They were my neighbors. Raquel definitely was being herself on the show! Imagine living near her! Yes, she is a woman - I know it's hard for some of you to believe! And yes, she's had a lot of surgery since I last saw her a few years ago. Other than that, she hasn't changed. I'm sad that she's now living thru Hayley. Hayley was always somewhat neglected (since her mom was a stripper and slept during the days). Hayley is a beautiful girl, but she's had to grow up quickly. She's seen a lot in her life. So sad that Raquel is turning her into a mini-Raquel. NOT GOOD. But now that she's finally gotten the press she has always so desperately wanted, maybe it will help Hayley in some way....Let us all pray for Hayley.

Rocky = "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!, version 2.0. I was sooooo hoping she'd fall off the chair when she started spazzing out, about shaking the gumball machine, was it??? Did the crack-head mean snow globe perhaps? Seriously gals, this is why we shouldn't watch television!

Yeah totally saw her showing off her dancing skills while the kid and the choreographer were practicing.

This clip made me think, "Thank god the Spears children have K-Fed.". I feel dirt