It's here! It's here!

I can't watch it right now, but post-bike ride I cannot WAIT, especially after that headline.

So I take it to mean that NEXT friday is the first of the regular friday publishings?

You can't do this to me. Now my body believes it's quittin' time and is calling for beer and jammies and I've still got a day and a half of work to go. Damn you, SM and Rich. Damn you to hell.

"That's something between you guys" = could be the answer to every question.

*buffering buffering*

*gets out and pushes*

I wonder if Rich would judge me for selling my used shoes to the smelly foot fetish dude on eBay. They're harmless.

dudes, actually

Also, I've had the lobster claws. Panic attacks suck.

Well I guess I will never be eating chicken soup again. Seriously though, I think that might be a B.O. issue. There was a girl in my 5th grade class who ALWAYS smelled like chicken soup, but you could kind of tell it was sweat. It was disgusting. For all we know, she was the one that submitted that question. 'Sup, Ingrid!

I just sent the headline of this to my exbf (the coworker one), whose computer doesn't have sound, so he came here and downloaded this and his only comment is, "Dude, who is that girl, she's super hot!"

Wait until he sees you in your Peruvian mask, Tracie. He might get on a bus up to NYC.

No. It's not weird. That is all.

Before I watch this, I just need to say that when I worked at a grocery store, we found a box of stuffed animals in the back of a storage room, and some of them had holes in them and the holes were all crusty. Yes, we think one of the night cleaning guys was fucking the stuffed animals,very creepy.

Aww teh cuteness at the end! Um question will we have a special Pot Pysch on 4/20? I say yay for a special one!

The most satisfying clip show I have ever seen.

*applause* my weekend can come now.

Tracie is so, so, so right about fucking someone to get rid of them. Man, oh man, that is the best advice, plus, added benefit of possibly totally great sex.

@LadyNo: Thanks, for that. I think I'm going to barf.

@Emmie of Doom: Yeah, chicken soup smells = salt. Get your.....glands checked, or something.

It's pretty funny to read the comments before watching the video. Chicken soup? Used shoes? LOBSTER CLAWS? Color me intrigued!

The headline makes me think of that very bad movie... Attack of the 5' 2" women.

Be bad bunny! Be bad!

That question about hooking some people up made me laugh. And in that last clip, y'all look really baked.

Tracie, your earrings rock my world

Gah, I want to get high. Who knew it was so hard to find weed in Toronto?

I love the ginormaous glass of red wine.

I am so in mad love with this feature. Really, it just "keeps me going".

Ha, Tracie, I'll keep you in mind if I ever need to be "hooked up with some dick" in NYC.

@mllej: Ginormous. Can't even spell a fake word. Fail.

@mllej: I have oversized glasses like that. They are super fun. I highly recommend.

I faked it with a guy once and I SWORE I would never do it again. I felt so gross

" I don't want to take Katrina to prom. She smells like soup."

I don't know if I'd want to hump any of my stuffed animals though. Whatever happened to you hand?

OMG, more musical montages, plz. "Solid as a cock." How the hell have I lived this long and NOT made that joke? Seems so obv now.

You guys always make me wish I was all high at work.

Oh wow, the dreaded, "It worked on every other girl." line...

Ouch!

@dagnabbit: I'm totally adding Solid As A Rock (Cock) to my repertoire, along with Fever (Beaver).

Del Taco Chicken Soft Tacos in my belly + No one in the office + Pot Psychology = Best. Day. This. Week.

Oh, and I guess if you're using the stuffed animals because they have the best friction or are the only things you can use because a vibrator makes too much noise (you live in close quarters w/someone) is ok.....I think. Or like Rick said, you're a furry.

Just don't masturbate with a My Buddy doll...that would be weird.

Or Kid Sister.

Now I have that "Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side" song stuck in my head.

And I'm going to have bad dreams because of the clown masks and lobsterclaws.

And I need some SlutMachine eyeliner application lessons.

@LadyNo: OMG you found a furry in the wild! I'm sorry.

I, too, had the best sex ever with a "fat" guy - good to know I'm not the only one out there!

@AthertonMerriweather: Or Teddy Ruxpin, even though it's tempting during story time.

It's a birthday miracle!

Wow, sluts cute as all sin without glasses on :D She reminds me of Zooey Deschanel in all ways :D

And Rich looks like el Residente from Calle 13. But talks like Jamie from Mythbusters. HA.

Also, chicken soup boobs? Do Want.

@funnyface: Yes, the eyeliner rocks, but it is the large eyes and deep color of said eyes that make the SM eyes so divine.

THANK YOU, SM, for that whole "Your boyfriend hasn't gotten ANYONE off, I guarantee it" speech. I feel exactly the same way, and I've had several douches try and tell me that "all" their other partners could orgasm vaginally, easily. Can we get that segment to run on NBC news tonight? Wait, no, none of my exbfs will see it then...put it in the middle of an "Entourage" rerun.

@cde: But can she sing as good as Zooey?

So, when is Chicken Soup Boobs for the Soul going to be released again?

@funnyface: I do my eyeliner similarly and it's a pain...never the same on both sides. So, I applaud her for doing it so well, and also would like some lessons in being able to do it more uh...effectively.

IF ONLY I WEREN'T AT WORK. Oh well, Pot Psychology is still my favorite part of Thursday, even if I can't watch it until later D:

@dirtybee: agreed. i call them sleeper cells.

@Cam/ron: What about the purple octopus friend he has? It has like, eight arms...

@amyltall: Yeah, that's pretty much on my list of things to never say to a woman ever.

If the guy didn't suck in bed, he would ask what he can do to get you or help get you there, rather than blame you.

@and Begorrah: Ah, you should (re)enter the world of the three day student weekend!

(the urge to end that on a "booyah!" was strong but I resisted)

Best part: "You look like a sexy lady . . ." *Pause*

@Xavoc: I don't know, but if she is as crazy as Zooey is in Weeds, im in <3

@AthertonMerriweather: Don't give single people ideas, yo.

@cde: LOL, I'll stick to HHGG Zooey.

@Archetype: I thought the same thing. Adding it to my iPod as we speak.

@Xavoc: No see, she just starts off all innocent and slightly naive like Trillian, but then some douchebag alien comes along and shes off without a warning. Atleast Weeds Zooey comes back.... Over and Over again....

Hmm, maybe I'll just stick to Azkadilia. Slightly evil sisters are better, no?