*Snorkle*

No, that's just a giggle. Who wouldn't giggle all girlishly when presented with Mr. Sosexyithurts?

Is Ryan wearing a Members Only Jacket?

Rut Roh, Raggy. Two members of the opposite sex, speaking to each other? They MUST be having the sexy time.

P.S. That was sarcasm.

Well, she's wrong.

My mom is convinced that Sandra Bullock is really a man. I dont know why. I dont know where it came from but I think it's hilarious.

The costume designer of this movie needs to be fired ASAP.

I know everyone in the universe thinks she is justhemostadorablethingeveromg, but blech. She strikes me as being such a phony who tries hard to seem real.

she's laughing because she's dressed entirely in his clothing.

*cut to fuzzy torso and chest pics*

Is Sandra making a face or is that her new facelift? Yeah, I said it. Ryan's cute though.

Bless you, Sandra, and your refreshingly low-key normalcy. And your hot husband and challenged dogs and house in Texas, all things I aspire to.

Both of these people are better experienced in THX surround sound. Lovelies.

@westvillagegirl: I heart them both.
Perhaps a cured meat in the shape of Ryan would fill our manholes.

He does appear to be looking directly at her breast. Anything to get him away from ScarJo....

That freeze frame is how every Julia Roberts movie ends...all teeth.

@gingerkhan: not wanted.
Sandra's face is lovely.

@DoNotStalk: I think "Ruh Roh, Raggy" ought to replace the [sarcasm] brackets.

Why do I never know when famous people are in my tiny city? It can't be hard to find them!

My husband is an actor and was on set for this film. He said Ryan had the best skin he's ever seen, on anyone. No, my husband's not gay.

So, there's that.

oh hai Ryan, can I have one of those Hostess cupcakes? I hope you bought the orange ones, those are my favorite...

@ineffable.me: Word, sistah. That outfit is a bajillion different kinds of wrong. Makes her look short and stumpy, neither of which she is.

@LoveNoelG: But she has rescued 3-legged puppehs!

@BeSarcastic: He has clearly never met Michael Cera. That kid fucking glows.

I saw him at her restaurant here in town. In fact, he was standing right next to me as I loudly yammered about the genius of Ghostbusters. I am pretty sure that he's going to copy my whole hilarious spiel for some talk show, man, and I am going to call his ass out on it.

He was cute in a bearded way, and she was at her restaurant and was tiny and wearing a lot of makeup but still really pretty in a High School Art Teacher kind of way.

She's laughing because he wet his pants.

@BeSarcastic: Nope, he's never seen Michael Cera in person.

It irks me in general that Hollywood folks have such good skin. HOW DO THEY DO THAT?!

ahem.

@mepo: OMG LOL! What IS that, a stain or a shadow?!

@Philthyist is praying to the Powerball Gods: Why call me out? I'm not the only one who doesn't think she's God's gift. And the girl has had some work done.

Please, like you wouldn't be giggling if Ryan Reynolds was proposing to you with a bag of Hostess Cupcakes.

@DoNotStalk: Dude...let the sarcasm fly with no apologies.

"Stop it Ryan! Your air guitar routine is so funny -it hurts. I haven't laughed this hard since Jason Patrick spit milk out his nose on the set of Speed 2"

@gingerkhan: I didn't like your choice of words. AND I do not agree with you. I don't believe she has had work done.

Go attack an obvious hotmess and leave Sandra alone.

while she makes crap movies as a general rule (save for 'crash' and..?) she seems like a really genuine person and i love her laugh - it's totally natural and uncontrolled and fun to hear.

I don't care for Sandra Bullock normally, but I will give her credit. She makes movies with men her own age or younger. She's not taking that Hollywood bullshit.

HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

She is pretty and she looks comfy. I'm intrigued by her pants. They're very pants.

At least there is a jacket and a sweater in the pic, but I'm still waiting to see who will be the first celebrity in a bikini and a scarf.

Sandy, I love you.

Thank you, that is all.

@hello.kitty: I think Fergie would have sympathy. He could have done with that portable loo they had on here this week.

@gingerkhan: We do not hate on people's faces.

Wait, Renyolds is in Boston RIGHT NOW?? I'll see you folks later...

I've always liked her laugh. And she's lovely, not in a superficial way. And I thought Hope Floats and Speed were pretty good movies.

Who thinks Ryan looked better when he had the beard and extra pounds (for The Lovely Bones, which didn't happen)? @Philthyist is praying to the Powerball Gods: Chill.

@Meg: For your viewing pleasure:

[jezebel.com]

@funnyface: Even if it's not her original face?

Sorry. Didn't know.

@gingerkhan: No. Thank you but I am not feeling overheated at the moment. I do wish you would take a much needed ice bath though.

@gingerkhan: Wasn't it Gosling Ryan who was supposed to be in the Lovely Bones?

@gingerkhan: Wasn't that Gosling who did that?

commentz they are screwy

my mom has her own daycare center, and for a movie ryan was filming they used it as the "trailor station ie: food was set up, bathrooms, etc" and she said ryan was charming and very handsome. *sigh* unfortunately i was 500 miles away at the time. damnit.

@gingerkhan:[jezebel.com]

@gingerkhan: Yes. Think of it as a challenge to find something else to snark on.
@not.a.clever.name: Thanks. Though I still have to give her a little wiggle room, since it was for a movie. But I don't doubt the real thing will debut in a few weeks.
@videogoddess: YES! And I know this because I fucking loooove him, and even I didn't think he was quite right for the part.

@videogoddess: @tell Dolly Parton again: He and Peter Jackson got into a fight or something, and now Mark Wahlberg is in it. But Ryan prepared for it and everything, with the beard and extra weight to seem older. I really loved the way he looked then - really sexy.

@Philthyist is praying to the Powerball Gods: Manhole? Cured sausage?

@gingerkhan: Right, but it was a different Ryan. It was my boyfriend, Ryan Gosling. Also, I think he left the project because they ultimately all agreed that he was too young for the role.

Sandra is kind to animals. I like her.

@ewabeachbum: See the comments in the game theory post. I believe they're referring to the bottom of the second page of comments.