Black hearse curtains at that!

Maybe she's actually dead and it's like the pimped-up version of a hearse, the Hummer limo of hearses, if you will.

Okay, but do they match the floormats?

When tinted windows aren't enough. Is anyone really trying that hard to look at Nicole Richie?

Those shoes. I threw a fit when they tried to make me wear them in grade school. They have not improved with time.

So, she takes a driver to driving school, but she drives herself when she's drunk and stoned?

WHAT is on her feet?

Whatevs. My compact comes with a shutters.

figures......car's the size of a house, why not have the trimmings?

@hugnkiss: If she can afford a fucking driver why not use the driver all the time...?

It would be cool if she actually had to take public transportation to those damned classes.

We had blinds on my minivan when I was kid . . . you could turn them up or down, block the view/bright sun or look out . . . those were pimp. Like Kanye's glasses a while back.

I guess she needs the huge purse to store the giant sunglasses.

I would have curtains on my car too if the paps followed me everywhere, especially if half my friends were stoners.

I so badly want those sunglasses to have a 2 and an 8 on either side.

@hugnkiss: @beastybeatsy: Because sometimes we learn from our mistakes and make changes to better ourselves?

@beastybeatsy: Because drivers sell stories to the media.

@TakeBackWhatYouSaidAboutThor: HAAAAAAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! *fireworks followed by drunk guy spilling chamagne on your new dress and aching feet*

Mama, you were so awesome with the big ol' pregnancy titties. Why the return to stick legs?

My parents had curtains in their VW Bus in 1973. This isn't quite the same.

But curtains make all the friskiness of gettin busy in the backseat a lot less fun...Two thumbs down, my friend.

Is it just me or are those faux moccasins?

wow. i don't get chauffuered anywhere for anything.

Curtains in SUV Limos are pretty standard practice these days.

Sometimes I wonder how she has so much money. Is Lionel really raking in the royalties? Has Good Charlotte become a hugely successful money-making venture? If so, why don't I know a single person who owns a CD by either of them?

That's an old navy vest, I swear to god.

Her shoes look like she swathed her feet in trash bags.

If your chauffeur's not a handsome dude rockin' a body-hugging livery suit topped off with a natty leather cap, then what's the point? Give me self-indulgent parody, damn it! That dude possesses the style of a rabbit turd. Judges say nay.

@STICKSnSCONES: Oh, that's no fun. I'd much rather rag on celebrities for being human.

Then again, I'm totally poor and can't afford a driver and yet in my 29 years I have still managed to avoid driving the wrong way while drunk and high so I have little sympathy for her mistake. But I'm all about second chances, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

You know that surprised feeling you get when you walk out of a mid-afternoon movie and you realize it is still light outside? When it happens to me, it totally messes with my mind and I feel like this would happen to me if I rode in a car with curtains.

It's like they've managed to bastardize even Harold & Maude.

she had a 6 or 7 pound baby and she weighed 100 pounds. i had a 5 pound 10 ounce baby and i weighed (before getting pregnant) 130 pounds. how does that work? she breastfeeds. i couldn't get breastfeeding to work to save my life. and i've got a phd. i guess being booksmart doesn't equal being competent at everyday kinds of things. kinda like einstein (well, that's what i keep telling myself).