omg i rofld. are you sure he's teh bf? cus he looks like her gay.

Charles Manson wouldn't carry a purse.

Whatever happened to the cute black man it looked like she was dating before? I want him back.

I think thats Devendra Banhart...

Can't- comprehend- everything- wrong....

I want to rip those stupid glasses of his face and jump up and down on them like I'm having a temper tantrum. Is that mean or just uncalled for?

Holy timewarp to 1971, Batman!

Like a couplea girlfriends out for a stroll in their nearly-matching pea coats and bootleg jeans. How do they decide which one gets to wear the purse?

Looks like a white Miss J.

Ew, dirty hipsters. I know it's cold and all, but matchy matchy coats? NO.

Beard alert.

Is it bad that I want his glasses and purse, and not hers?

I thought she was dating that cute Rothschild? Downgrade!

Chris Robinson + Kurt Cobain + Jared Leto + Mrs. Halbersham, my 3rd grade teacher- Mrs. Halbersham's "bum knee" and ABC Pins= This guy.

i *knew* that my grandmother's black slacks/white keds combo would be fashionable one day! thanks, natalie.

awww... they match... that makes me want to throw up a little.

scary

This is a joke, right?

Heavens to murgatroid, this photos is unfortunate.

A) They're wearing the same jacket
B) She seems to be wearing a navy jacket with black pants
C) She seems to be wearing creased black pants with keds
D) Her pants seem to be too short
E) She ALSO needs to borrow my deep conditioning treatment
F) I'm not even going to start with him. He doesn't even look real. He's like a Chris Robinson muppet

The hair, the glasses, the purse - so much is wrong with this...

@saycheeseanddie: holy god. I thought he was certainly one of teh gays. he looks like chris robinson minus 100 IQ points, and he's wearing a purse. WHAT GIVES??

Raise your hand if your premiere desire is just to see the two of them wash? Showering 101 next up on Natalie Portman's curriculum.

@FourInchHeels: They switch off every few blocks.

It's that dude from the Flaming Lips, right? Right?

Are we sure that this isn't ScarJo and she's just gotten better at hiding from the paps?

OMG it's Devendra Banhart and he's not gay at all.

They're running away to join the circus, I'm sure of it.

@Kittenish: Although, if he's carrying her purse for her...then bonus points, in my book.

@saycheeseanddie: That does look like Devendra Banhart.

This guy is NOT straight.

@wring: Teh gays would never have facial hair like that.

I covet his shiny, shiny hair, tho.

@hortense: I got a whiff of Crispin Glover from him.

I'm really hoping this is part II of that movie she was filming. Maybe this is her Orthodox Jewish character after she moves away from home and becomes Reform?

G-d, I hope so. That dude freaks me out.

Devendra Banhart's music suuuuuuuuucks.
So, apparently, does Portman's taste in men.

that IS davendra Banehardt (or however he spells his stupid name). Oh Natalie, I know he might be talented, but... why?

oh wait, wait, it's that dude from every no-talent "freak folk" hipster garbage band-o-the-week.

Has anyone else pointed out how they both totes have sex hair? I'm thinking he's not a homogay...

I think they are a cute couple. This picture looks straight out of 1970 Paris. Loves it.

@tokyomonamour: Ok, if he is who you say he is, then my further Google Image research does indeed show that he is massively hot.

Yea I think it is Devendra. He sort of exists in his own category of being. And to him that is probably not a purse, but instead regards it as a home for his belongings.

Guess I missed the memo about Natalie dating a drag queen with no sense of style.

@blackbirdfly: do you think he would still be up for a non-sexual cuddle with me though?

@ExtensionOfBob: Pls share. Too lazy to search myself. K thx.

So you're saying it's this guy? [assets4.pitchforkmedia.com]

Well, there is only this that I can say- my 25 yr old brother and all of his friends in Brooklyn look like this. Exactly like this. To them, it is hawt.

@Philthyist: of course they do.

@dontbogartthewine: Is he homeless. because it kind of makes sense.

Personally- my Snap Judgment was "WTF? She is dating Rick Rubin??"

@TurangaLeela: That would be him.

@ExtensionOfBob: True, he would deserve bonus points for that. But there really is no excuse for those glasses and not at least attempting to brush your hair!

"Hey Mom and Dad, I fell in love with an Italian man on my semester abroad, and we're going to get married no matter what you think about him. He sees into my soul."

Ashton Kutcher? Is this you playing a lame prank again? Stop it. Now.

Oh honey, no. Just...no.

this picture is wrong on so many levels...really, are the flock of seagulls sunglasses necessary? (please someone get my reference)

@TheUptightMidwesterner:
You know he might be. I cannot imagine him paying a mortgage or rent. Maybe he just sleeps on a different couch every night of the week. He probably has a song about it.

@NefariousNewt: How democratic of them! I approve of their gender-neutral stance on carrying ladybags.