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12:15 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Dodai
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I think I'm finally beginning to understand the phrase "tragically hip".
I was actually kind of with it until the fucking shoes. And by "with it," I meant that I thought it wasn't quite as fug as the shit she normally wears.
I love her in this outfit!
It's adorable.
That was quite the scroll-down.
"Uh... denim jacket is a no... but ooh pretty white dress... not hating it... what is up with her legs... RED TIGHTS? Keds with "little boots" written on them? Oh man."
She's fucking with us, right?
Hey, Aygness, the 80's called: they want their look back!
Lay off. Girls just wanna have fuh-un.
John Hughes teen flick up top and Punky Brewster from the legs on down. I wouldn't wear it, but she looks kind of cute.
DUDE she stole my shoes from 1996!
Cyndi Lauper did it better. Hell, Donna Martin did it better.
Can I just namedrop for a second? I met this chick a couple of weeks ago. She's totally and utterly overrated. At what point did mens' blazers and oversized Doc Martens become "fashion forward"?
@Lazash: She is laughing her ass off.
I think she's pretty adorable. Even though this outfit is a bit of a miss for me, I admire her chutzpah. Reminds me of when I was 15 and wore ties, high-tops and lots of buttons - and short, short hair. Let's hear it for the short hair.
Agyness, we're about the same age, so I'm sure this will jog your memory:
Me. Third grade. This outfit. The aggrieved look on my mother's face.
Let it go, Aggy. That was 1990. You don't have to avenge me.
she needs to change her tampon. shit is leaking all over her legs.
too nasty? sorry. all joking aside, love the outfit and would wear it with different shoes.
I think this is an outfit that the 5yr old version of me would have loved... although I would have paired it with my Betty Boop light up sweatshirt.
All kidding aside, I find myself craving a tutu. Not to eat. But to wear. Perhaps to add authority while I hand out my judgments.
In fact, I nearly bought one at a hilariously bad vintage store, the sort of place which smelled of graham crackers. The cost of a tutu? At least $60. What the hell.
I love her hair scarf! Did anyone see her on the NME awards show? She was so awkward & pretty.
Aw, she's cute. I rock a similar jean jacket. Without the flair.
The sign should read 24/7 NO!
She does have a really nice smile, though.
@gold_gato: & I forgot to add: in wonderfully awful Ag D getup
I went through this phase at five and again at fifteen. Except the second time around I would've rocked it with some bigass boots.
I think she looks cute. I do like that her smile seems genuine. The tights and shoes...are well...no words can describe how they look together
@Lazash: She is so in on the joke.
If I were a rich, international it-girl supermodel, I'd wear the most fucking ridiculous things I could put together. I'd wear a fucking cardigan on my head, Little Edie-style. And then laugh when everyone said I was "daring" and "edgy."
And for that, I love Agyness.
Maybe it's just her posture but this reminds me so much of being a gawky fourteen year old with a penchant for neon pink.
Eventually we are all going to be wearing Japanese baby doll fashion. See it's already starting in Europe.
Did she just park her car in front of a "24/7 No Parking" sign?
I actually really like this outfit. Very Billie Jean. In a good way. And she's beautiful.
@not.a.clever.name: Amen, sister.
It's the love child of Cyndi Lauper and Madonna!
It's so crazy that it's actually cute. Love when tomboys where girly stuff.
@SinisterRouge: It is very Billie Jean. And I think she looks really happy, which is nice. Fair is fair, man.
I love that she's going through this Legend of Billie Jean phase. Between her and my Teen Witch yoga instructor, I'm just inundated with 80s awesomeness right now. If she's photographed tomorrow wearing an oversized hypercolor t shirt with stirrup pants then I will full on marry her.
Excellent example of scroll-down fug. Me: " The jacket's ugly, but forgivable. The dress is a little '16 Candles', but not too b-- OMFG those tights and shoes!"
I think I wore those shoes - writing and all. In 1986.
The rest of it - wow. I do kind of like her hair, though. It's a cute style.
@misssgolightly: Isn't "Little Boots" the translation of Caligula?
OMG, that's so TUBULAR!
Wait, it's still 1984 right?
OMW. I quite like the denim jacket. It's a classic. And I would have loved to see what the red bag looks like. Oooh, and the button, too. The rest, well, meh.
She's a very pretty girl for sure - her fashion sense is not really my get-up, but I know a couple of younger girls (highschool aged) who do the whole "make your own clothes out of whatever material you have" thing and the outfits come out looking very similar to this.
In another news - um - who is this girl? I'll just imdb it... but she resembles Sienna Miller (which bothers me a lil)
@Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine: Indeed! Throw in the boots, and I'd give it a whirl -- except, I'm nowhere near fifteen.
How old is she, because if she's younger than 20 she can wear this. Older than 20--forget about it.
every time I see another of her "quirky" outfits I'm just reminded how brilliantly Cyndi Lauper managed to pull off things that really shouldn't have gone together, and how Agyness just cannot...
Awwwwww...is preschool graduation TODAY?
If the shoes were at all attractive in any sense, this outfit would be the shit. But the shoes, the shoes ruin it.
She looks cute. I hope she takes calcium supplements.
I love her. I love her do much it's wrong. I wish I could dress like this and I would, if I were a foot taller, and a third as wide. I would.
@amy1971: She's 25.
@feminatheism: She's a model. I do not imagine she will be on IMDB.
@mocena: It is! And he was a real prize, eh?
I think she's wearing my communion dress.
hahaha, I had that denim jacket just a few years ago - got it at WetSeal
but I'm pretty sure the last time I wore red nylons, I was 5. I totally rocked the nylons back then...
All I can wonder is, is that her Mercedes parked in front of the no parking sign?
She is laughing all the way to the bank. I think she might just be an evil genius.
I wore a three-tiered dress just like that to the ballet when I was 8. It was taffeta and black, magenta and turquoise.
@hortense: Well, he sure threw some fucking great parties, I suppose.
I dig her in this - she looks totally comfortable...Keds trump Jimmy Choos any day in the comfort department.
I'm succumbing to the charms of this insouciant little minx.
(I always wanted to say that.)
And people say models make them feel bad about themselves. Agyness here makes me feel quite good about myself and my ability to pull together a coherent outfit.