Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson: Trouble In Paradise

  • Are not-so-secret couple Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds on the rocks? Sources say he wants to get hitched (and have kids) and she's not ready. Not ready. For Ryan Reynolds. It just doesn't seem right. [News.com.au]
  • Naomi Campbell is banned from British Airways! How ever will she travel? Wait! Virgin Atlantic says she is welcome to fly with them. [Mirror]
  • Brad Pitt tried to get a 95% discount on a place to stay while shooting a film in Texas — not because he's got mouths to feed, but because the film is a small-budget indie. He does have a lot of mouths to feed, though. [MSNBC]
  • Meanwhile, Saint Angelina is on Capitol Hill with her brother James Haven, lobbying for Global Action for Children. [Politico]
  • Is Beyoncé pregnant? Some are saying it was a shotgun wedding...just like her sister's? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Kylie Minogue says that she was initially misdiagnosed: She had a mammogram and was given the all clear just a couple of weeks before she found a lump that was breast cancer. Scary. [Sydney Morning Herald]
  • Actress Anna Friel, plays Chuck on Pushing Daisies, says she used to party in Kate Moss's circle. "For the lifestyle Kate's said to lead - and I don't know whether that's true - she looks incredible." [The Star]
  • The mayor of Bay City, Michigan wants to give Madonna a key to the city — she grew up in the area. Twenty years ago Madonna was declined a key to the city because she was "too risqué." How times have changed. [Yahoo News]
  • Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford (Nate): Now dating new cast member Michelle Trachtenberg? [Page Six]
  • Kirtsen Dunst and Ryan Gosling: Went on a date. [Page Six]
  • Is Britney Spears going to be the face of a Danish furniture company? Because that makes no sense. [Page Six]
  • Although Britney has been more stable as of late, Kevin Federline's lawyer says overnight visits with the kids are still a ways off. [E!]
  • Oprah had a parrot in a cage at Maya Angelou's 80th birthday party as an homage to the poem "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings." WTF. [Page Six]
  • Orlando Bloom will star in Disney's Prince of Persia films based on a video game of the same name. The guy just can't stay away from the costume adventure flicks. [Page Six]
  • A source says that when Paris Hilton was in South Africa, "Every time [she] saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park." [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which married modelizer likes to spread the love when he's away from home? Apparently, he thinks Sydney is far enough away that his famous Mrs. won't find out." [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which A-lister toked up with his younger co-star during filming of their megablockbuster? The duo, along with the youngster's dad, smoked pot in the star's trailer, causing the crew to create a code name for when they were stoned." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Mischa Barton has plea-bargained her way out of her DUI case — she's a first-time offender. [TMZ]
  • Which means: No jail time and a $1,700 fine. [People]
  • Samaire Armstrong, who has been in Dirty Sexy Money, The OC and Entourage, says she feels "really good" now that she is out of rehab. [People]
  • Julia Roberts has a boozy, difficult sister-in-law who's causing trouble in Julia's marriage. [MSNBC]
  • Does Sienna Miller want her skinny man to "tone up"? [Mirror]
  • Tiffani Thiessen says she won't be in the 90210 spinoff but she is planning a spinoff if her own — she's trying to get pregnant. [People]
  • Different World star Jasmine Guy has filed for divorce. Get it, Whitley! [People]