Jezebel
- Are not-so-secret couple Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds on the rocks? Sources say he wants to get hitched (and have kids) and she's not ready. Not ready. For Ryan Reynolds. It just doesn't seem right. [News.com.au]
- Naomi Campbell is banned from British Airways! How ever will she travel? Wait! Virgin Atlantic says she is welcome to fly with them. [Mirror]
- Brad Pitt tried to get a 95% discount on a place to stay while shooting a film in Texas — not because he's got mouths to feed, but because the film is a small-budget indie. He does have a lot of mouths to feed, though. [MSNBC]
- Meanwhile, Saint Angelina is on Capitol Hill with her brother James Haven, lobbying for Global Action for Children. [Politico]
- Is Beyoncé pregnant? Some are saying it was a shotgun wedding...just like her sister's? [Rush & Molloy]
- Kylie Minogue says that she was initially misdiagnosed: She had a mammogram and was given the all clear just a couple of weeks before she found a lump that was breast cancer. Scary. [Sydney Morning Herald]
- Actress Anna Friel, plays Chuck on Pushing Daisies, says she used to party in Kate Moss's circle. "For the lifestyle Kate's said to lead - and I don't know whether that's true - she looks incredible." [The Star]
- The mayor of Bay City, Michigan wants to give Madonna a key to the city — she grew up in the area. Twenty years ago Madonna was declined a key to the city because she was "too risqué." How times have changed. [Yahoo News]
- Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford (Nate): Now dating new cast member Michelle Trachtenberg? [Page Six]
- Kirtsen Dunst and Ryan Gosling: Went on a date. [Page Six]
- Is Britney Spears going to be the face of a Danish furniture company? Because that makes no sense. [Page Six]
- Although Britney has been more stable as of late, Kevin Federline's lawyer says overnight visits with the kids are still a ways off. [E!]
- Oprah had a parrot in a cage at Maya Angelou's 80th birthday party as an homage to the poem "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings." WTF. [Page Six]
- Orlando Bloom will star in Disney's Prince of Persia films based on a video game of the same name. The guy just can't stay away from the costume adventure flicks. [Page Six]
- A source says that when Paris Hilton was in South Africa, "Every time [she] saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park." [Gatecrasher]
- Blind item! "Which married modelizer likes to spread the love when he's away from home? Apparently, he thinks Sydney is far enough away that his famous Mrs. won't find out." [Gatecrasher]
- Blind item! "Which A-lister toked up with his younger co-star during filming of their megablockbuster? The duo, along with the youngster's dad, smoked pot in the star's trailer, causing the crew to create a code name for when they were stoned." [Rush & Molloy]
- Mischa Barton has plea-bargained her way out of her DUI case — she's a first-time offender. [TMZ]
- Which means: No jail time and a $1,700 fine. [People]
- Samaire Armstrong, who has been in Dirty Sexy Money, The OC and Entourage, says she feels "really good" now that she is out of rehab. [People]
- Julia Roberts has a boozy, difficult sister-in-law who's causing trouble in Julia's marriage. [MSNBC]
- Does Sienna Miller want her skinny man to "tone up"? [Mirror]
- Tiffani Thiessen says she won't be in the 90210 spinoff but she is planning a spinoff if her own — she's trying to get pregnant. [People]
- Different World star Jasmine Guy has filed for divorce. Get it, Whitley! [People]
Comments
The BI is Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf, yes?
@hortense: Shia was where my mind went first. His dad's a notorious stoner. But who's the younger costar?
If ScarJo doesn't want to have Ryan's babies NOW, I would be more than happy to have his babies. Seriously.
I know Samarie is rumored to be hard to work with, but I loved her as Anna on the OC and as Ari's assistant on Entourage. I hope she continues to get better.
How very literal, Oprah. Oh to be a bird in a cage at that event and hear how Maya reacted.
Paris Hilton is ACTUALLY Veruca Salt. One can only hope a similar end is in store...
Pot smoking Blind item: Harrison Ford & Shia
Kirsten & Ryan: please say it isn't true.
@hortense:
Does Harrison have a history of pot use?
@hortense: good call! I would have never guessed.
Okay, I don't follow Gossip Girl, but, um, Michelle Tractenberg? If you ever get tired of Chace, can I have him? Pleeeeeze?
He is just so pretty.
Kirsten Dunst needs to keep her grubby little paws off Ryan Gosling. If I can't have him, the only woman who meets my standards is Rachel McAdams. They need to get back together, now!
virgin actually perfers it's passengers to be rich and tantrum-prone
@RemoteCommander: prefers, wow.
In the Page Six item about Ryan Gosling's date with Kiki, the source says that they were both dressed "shabby." You don't dress shabby for a date with the Gos. I think, and hope, that this is an inaccurate report.
I saw Kylie on Ellen yesterday when she announced that, it was after Clinton's pledge on breast cancer. So scary, but she is right to trust your gut. So happy she is back up and running, and she looked adorable!
Bad Gosling, no!
"I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings", I said this too much as a youngin' when I felt 'oppressed' - Like I even got it. It also used to be my answer to marriage....
Supposedly there was a poop bandit going around Smithville when the Sean Penn/Brad Pitt movie was being filmed. He (she?) would leave piles of poo on the front porches of the rented houses the cast and crew were staying in. I'm looking at you, Hyatt at Lost Pines sales manager.
@hortense: That's the first thing that I thought of.
Stay strong Tiffani! Stay away from the 90210 spin-off!
St. Angelina made me chuckle. Thanks!
ah good call hortense. must be.
also- scarlett and ryan, give it another year before wedding talk! sheesh.
I meant to type "Trachtenberg," of course. One would think I have more experience with typing difficult consonant-laden names starting with "T".
@hortense: i agree.
scarjo, are you batty? ryan reynolds wants to marry you and you say no? just get engaged and then you can plan a wedding a couple of years in the future. plenty of time.
@PetiteGal: No, but he is a hippie type.
Oh Hortense, please don't get mad... Is it wrong of me to admit that I'm now having gleeful visions of Paris Hilton being thrown in the cheetah pit? Why oh why didn't she learn from the horseback riding incident? Buy a cheetah, indeed. Life is not a disney movie.
@hortense: yeah, that was my first thought too. I thought Shia was sober now because he always gets papped leaving AA meetings.
OT:It irritates me to no end that the paps completely disregard the "Anonymous" aspect of AA and often sell pictures with members of AA in them. That has got to stop.
apparently before the tragedy that was heath ledgers death, ryan gosling was hanging out with michelle williams a lot. now that is a couple i could appreciate.
@hortense: Why do I think that this is adorable?
As Hollydude dudes seem to have the attention spans of rabid squirrels, I too would be hesitant to throw away my bombshell bod for 9 months to have a kid whose dad may have moved on to the newest model before he/she was born.
*Shotgun wedding for Jay-Z and Beyonce? That (sort of) explains the guests with guns at their wedding.
*Virgin Airlines is taking a risk with Naomi..."Fly with Virgin Airlines! Get beat by a supermodel! Free Peanuts!"
23 is too young. Hold the line, Scar.
Every time I see the name Tiffani Thiessen, I have to stop and think for a second about who she is, before I'm all like "duh! Kelly Kapowski!" In related news, I have yet to start drinking my coffee this morning.
@tscheese:
I think The Trach may simply be the most convenient beard for Chase at the moment, since everyone is saying that his breakup from Carrie Underwood because he was ACTUALLY romancing JC Chasez. (Note to self, date only people with homonym names)
@jennyplain: Well I think Shia is the younger costar, and Harrison is the older one.@PetiteGal: I have no idea. But something has to explain that earring he got a few years ago.
@PinkSoxHat: I always do a double take, too. It's just not the same without the -Amber.
@tscheese: i saw some pics of nate & vanessa kissing (for the show, obvs). whaaaaaaaaaaat?
@nyobserver: agreed! stay a freemale and let me live vicariously through you as I read US Weekly on the elliptical
@tscheese: You mean when JC Chasez is done with him?
@PinkSoxHat: But why did she drop the 'Amber'. Who is she trying to fool? We all know she was a perky model for 'Teen then a Bayside chick.
ryan should have stayed with his thirty year old gf alanis who wanted to get married and have babies. scarjo is too young, plus, a little too a-list for ryan. no? i mean, van wilder? really?
@ElleL: YES! I could see them being a very cute couple and I think that they compliment each other well. They both seem like private people and shy away from the limelight. Kiki's people are trying to rehab her image so I wouldn't be surprised if this rumor gets debunked soon.
On the Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding: Does anyone know if they sold their wedding pics? I would have so much respect for them if they end up keeping it private. I bet it was fun though...
@BringBackTheBustle: Daddy I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!
I might actually be approaching something like infatuation with Chace Crawford. That boy looks better in eye makeup than I do. I like to think of him as an acceptible substitute for my icky old-lady crush on Zac Efron, but slightly older so my creepy old-lady ass doesn't feel so bad about sweating him so hard.
Kiki and her Raybans need to step off the Gosling. He is teh hotness and I refuse to see him date anyone unworthy. What is it with the two hottest Ryans in Hollywood dating the bimbos? Sad.
Ryan G. - No. Just no.
Ryan R. - I'm blonde. You can make babies with me.
Dear Ryan Reynolds,
If you really want to get married, as you obviously do since you were engaged to Alanis and now want to get hitched to Scar Jo, feel free to call me. We'd look pretty together.
xOxO,
Le K de K.
but you guys, the other BI isn't Keith Urban, is it? poor Nicole. tragic taste in men.
@tscheese: i read somewhere.... (i think laineygossip) that he loves the white stuff. i still want he and leighton meester to get together and live out a real life gossip girl episode. *sigh*
@BringBackTheBustle: Agreed. Did you hear the Underwood quote where she was said "We broke up and it was like 'Peace out'". I loved that!