Jenna was John's professor at a large university in a state where the demographic balance is mercifully tipped in favor of females. Jenna didn't know much of John other than he favors tight jeans ("not skinny," she specified, "tight"), world travel and making the occasional disparaging remark about Asian women, which would have been one thing but for the fact that she happened to be teaching an Asian American Women's History class and most of students in the class were Asian womenn. Jenna passed it all off as part of some sort of "negging" type philosophy aimed at landing masochistic Asian undergrads — until he started monopolizing her office hours, following her to her car when necessary, which is when Jenna began to think John was simply insane and began hiding from him in the bathroom. Despite all his bluster John turned in precious few of his assignments and ended up receiving the third-lowest grade in the class. To John, you see, all that was just foreplay: now he could finally ask Jenna out. She politely declined. And!
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