The E! True Hollywood Story about the Kardashians and Jenners aired last night, and it chronicled how this "modern day Brady Bunch" came to be. The short version is that Bruce Jenner is basically Johnny Appleseed, and Kris Kardashian was an airline stewardess who hit the jackpot when she hooked up with an older Armenian lawyer and popped out four kids before she realized she was too young to be married. Then Kris and Bruce fell in love, got hitched, and their eight kids all got along — including prepubescent crushes. (Ew.) Clip above.

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