Gasp! Is that a Latino next to her!?! Is she now consorting with her peoples!?!

All I have to say is that her hair looks soooo pretty.

Is that really what she wore to her shower? Weird. But her shoes are cute, and clearly she's not suffering from foot/ankle swelling yet.

I see MULTIPLE Latinos. !Que horror!

I wear evening dresses everywhere while I'm in my last two weeks of pregnancy, too!

Hopefully this will kill her "career".

@RosePetalPlace: That is the hair I went for for my wedding, before the ocean wind got to it.

Love the style and color on her.

@BowlingForDollars: Ha! One can only hope.

Am I seeing nipple? Nothing says classy like showing your nips at your baby shower.

Wheres the piñata?

Wow, I think I underdressed at my baby shower. I wore the same jeans-n-shirt I'd worn for 5 weeks. She looks really beautiful, I have to admit.

she looks like she'll have a killer maternal instinct.

I cannot put to words how much I dislike her.

@amy1971: @Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): She probably doesn't consider them Latinos. They're just American...like her.

@LoveNoelG: I'm glad someone else pointed that out. I just imagine going braless would not be comfortable at that stage of pregnancy...

But she does look radiant.

@Miss_Melody: Seriously! That was the first thing I thought when I saw this. She is wearing a full evening gown? Bizarre.

Also- I really think Alba is one of the most loathable, obnoxious, overly-impressed-with-herself celebs in H-wood and it makes me so happy that she clearly suffers from the old "pregnancy face".

i'm shocked she's smiling, but do i detect a hint of smugness? of course, i don't like her, so i'll look for hints of anything.

@LadyNo: I have some shoes like those from last season, they are Franco Sarto. (Hers probably not from DSW like mine...)
@tudobem: I believe that is technically a maxi-dress. Which I will not be wearing, since all that fabric gets tangled up in car doors.

Can't hate...she looks gorgeous.

I know this has been mentioned by others many times before, but I really can't stand her make up commercials. She just seems so unbearable.

@PolythenePam: THIS ONES MINE. GET YOUR OWN.

ok alba, no need to be abitch about it. god. i just wanted to see it. i mean, you said it was a good product so i was just curious. but fuck you. ima go buy chanel makeup. up yours. faux brownie.

She sucks. The end.

@brendastarlet: Yes, I just realized that. Upon closer inspection it looks as if it is one of those on-trend (!) jersey maxi dresses. Still not loving it though. There are much cuter things to wear to a baby shower!

@ineffable.me: That just made me laugh out loud in my office. I have the SAME reaction every time that commercial comes on.

@LoveNoelG:

I thought out of control nipples were one of the 10000000 scary and disgusting things about pregnancy people were listing a couple weeks ago.

@tudobem: i think the weird thing is that she's wearing all black. i dunno. wear that to a funeral not to the celebration of your spawn dudes.

I can finally answer the burning question of what makes Jessica Alba smile: getting lots of free stuff.

@amy1971: That girl behind her looks like her sister...only she's strangely...brown.

@Katxyz: I just learned yesterday that tons of women poop while delivering! I'm pretty stoked for that.

@tudobem: yes, a cute little flowered dress, for example, or even that dress, shorter, in a nice spring color. I've never liked black bridesmaids dresses, either.

How long has she been pregnant? Because it seems like years.

The thing that's killing me is the necklace with the dress. Ugh.
But I'd never say that to a pregnant woman's face. Jessica, you just go ahead and do what you want.

Does she have my Nana's jacket on over her maxidress? Nana needs it back, bitch. She might get chilly at Mrs. Bernstein's memorial service. You go buy your own, or trade in one of your strollers. It came from Kohl's.

@brendastarlet: Exactly. And it's not like this isn't the BEST fashion moment to be pregnant! I had a baby last year and seriously never even bought maternity clothing. Use your millions (or fashion connections) and get a cute dress Alba!

Disclaimer: ok, obviously I have a lot of time on my hands today.

@trikitixa: I agree, the necklace is wrong. Looks like it's a bunch of paper clips chained together.

@blackbirdfly: Dude, it's so weird, but I don't feel like she's been incubating for very long at all!

I feel like she's only been pregnant for like two weeks, so when I saw this picture, I was like, damn! What is she gestating? An elephant?

But I guess she's been up the stick for awhile now, and this is normal, and I don't care about her, and I don't know why I'm posting about her, the end.

@kitschenette: Oh my god, no! The more I hear about pregancy and childbirth, the more scared I am of popping out my own clone someday.

Wait... she has no movie coming out yet she is smiling! Did she not know she was being photographed?

@VoxPopuli: Childbirth is nothing, be more scared of the 9 months of total hell that preceed it. And this is from someone who did it with no drugs...

@tscheese: I think it's because I'm tired of seeing pictures of her...that's why I feel like she's been preggers 4-evah.

@VoxPopuli: @kitschenette: You guys prolly saw it, but TERRRRIFYING thread here on the Jez a few weeks ago that basically convinced me I am never popping anything out of that hole, ever, unless it is small and battery-powered. For serious. I am scared shitless of the entire idea of childbirth.

@tudobem: Okay, I do think it rocks that you were able to get so many cute non-maternity clothes that were still able to accomodate a pregnant body, but--tangentially related--I am so done with the empire waist trend. It makes most non-pregnant ladies look completely up the stick, and me and my little waist are totally sick of it. My little waist wants to be showcased, not hidden! It is the only thing that is little that I have!

Though I was kinda curious if there were any expecting Jezebelles who made use of the empire-waist trend while they were expecting. It is interesting to know.

@tscheese: Oh, I am with you my friend! Now that I have my bod back I am OVER it. Trust me, after actually BEING pregnant that is the last thing I want to look like now.

I can actually stand Jesssica. I can't hold it against her for not identifying with being a Latina. That's more of her parents' error than hers.

This outfit doesn't really say 'baby shower' to me, unless she's mourning something and I missed the memo.

i have a feeling this wasn't a traditional mexican baby shower with bbq ribs, tortillas, frijoles, beer and an assortment of relatives..

wow. she smiles. free stuff will do that, right? enough about her, I must have those sandles the girl behind her is wearing. I didn't realize I needed them until just this moment. somebody distract her while I steal them.

Is anyone else really freaked out at all of these pictures of her recently in which she's really and truly smiling? What next, a photo of Heidi Montag ducking from the camera? Jessica Biel not looking miserable with Justin? No more photos of Britney at all??
The universe is collapsing in on itself. Hold me. I'm scared.

Her hair looks lighter than usual. Isn't dyeing during pregnancy a no no?

Smiles, nipples, her peeps and perfect ringlet-y waves!?! Maybe she's just passing gas.

Is it just me, or does it look like she's checking out that slick haired man's ass?

That looks like Ethan Coen on the left. Who knew?

"I am SO GLAD that this parasite comes with presents because there is no way I would let myself GET SOOOOO FAT without presents. Because who cares about this so-called 'miracle of life' - I look different and healthier than I used to, and obviously that is bullshit. Stupid baby. I wish the other things I caught from Cash came with presents."

She has that glow, and although I'm not a huge fan of her, she looks like a goddess!

I scrolled quickly by, in Bloglines, because she annoys the snot out of me, and thought she was wearing a graduation gown. Anybody?

Those dudes in the photo next to her do not look happy.