Jezebel
- A fight broke out on the set of Pharrell's new video a few hours before Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson showed up. Oh, and the N.E.R.D. song, "Everybody Nose," is about girls waiting on line for a club bathroom to do coke. [Page Six]
- Hey, guess who is making a cameo appearance in that video about cocaine? Your girl Lindsay! Classy. [Perez Hilton]
- Contrary to earlier reports, a source says Lindsay's album is on track to be released this fall. [People]
- As previously reported, Anne Hathaway's boyfriend, Italian property developer Raffaelo Follieri, was arrested for trying to pass a bad check for $250,000. [People]
- Also as previously reported: Naomi Campbell was arrested after a kerfluffle at Heathrow's Terminal 5, after a dispute involving a missing piece of luggage. Since Terminal 5 opened last week, more than 28,000 bags have been separated from their owners. Naomi is out on bail and must report to the police station in late May. [Yahoo News]
- There's some new strain of medical marijuana people are calling "Tom Cruise Purple" and guess whose lawyers are investigating? Spoil sport. [Rush & Molloy]
- Are Beyoncé and Jay-Z getting married today? [Mirror]
- It seems like they are! Guests must wear ivory and the location was not on the invitation. [Concrete Loop]
- Madonna's new video, "4 Minutes," is out! Watch Madge and Justin Timberlake undulate and flirt! [People]
- Officials in Malawi are backing Madonna's effort to adopt David Banda, which looks like a go — we'll know when she visits the country next week. [Mirror]
- Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton were seen dancing, giggling and kissing at a charity event with a burlesque theme. Is he gonna marry her or what? [People]
- Nicolas Cage has won libel action against the Daily Mail and actress Kathleen Turner over false allegations that he'd been arrested for drunk driving and had stolen a dog. [Guardian]
- George Clooney's request for a writing credit on new film Leatherheads was denied by the Writers Guild, so Clooney has withdrawn from the union. [Reuters]
- "Motherhood has never been an ambition. I don't think like that. I never have expectations like, 'When I'm 19 I'm going to do this, and by the time I've hit 25 I'm going to do that'. I just take things as they come, each day at a time, and if things happen then all well and good." — Renee Zellweger. [ONTD]
- Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn are in a spat, yawn. [Mirror]
- Scott Storch had trouble getting into a club and it made the papers. [Page Six]
- Maya Angelou is turning 80 this weekend, so Oprah is throwing her a huge three-day party in Palm Beach! Perhaps our invitation was lost in the mail? [Page Six]
- Chloe Sevigny collapsed on the way to the Nylon anniversary party she was supposed to be hosting due to a viral infection. [Page Six]
- Mick Jagger wears Nikes with platform soles so he can measure up to his 6 foot 2 girlfriend L'Wren Scott. You make a grown man cry! [Page Six]
- Heather Mills is moving to New York. Sigh. [Gatecrasher]
- Hmm, Yoko Ono is sympathetic to Heather Mills. "It's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles," Yoko says. [Mirror]
- Shanna Moakler, former Miss USA and ex of Blink 182's Travis Barker, is now datng Jay Grdina, Jenna Jameson's ex. Romantic. [Gatecrasher]
- Blind item! "Which publicist for the wife of one of Hollywood's biggest old school action stars doubles as a rep for her skin-care range? A journalist who recently expressed polite interest in the line was offered the chance to buy some." [Gatecrasher]
- Blind item! "Which proud new papa cheated on his fiancée two years ago with a famous starlet? The two were hanging at a private bash in his apartment when the mood turned a little lustful." [Rush & Molloy]
- Really? More Ashley Dupre Girls Gone Wild photos? So over it. [TMZ]
- 50 Cent's baby mama wants to stay in her $2.4 million Long Island mansion even thought 50 owns the house and they split up years ago. [TMZ]
- Kelly Ripa says she's "so excited" for Kathie Lee Gifford's stint on the Today show. Babe, you're the only one. [People]
- Former ANTM contestant Yaya has been cast on All My Children. Act with your eyes! [ONTD]
- Hulk Hogan is "very happy" with his new girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, who is — surprise! — a busty blonde, much like his wife. And daughter. [People]
- During the first week of the Beijing Olympics, Mia Farrow will be in Darfur, protesting China's involvement in that region of Africa. [Yahoo News]
- Kevin Federline has spent $50,489 in Vegas over an eight-month period. Guess who pays his credit card bills? The "Bank Of Britney." [TMZ]
- Britney and her mom went shopping at Ed Hardy for birthday presents for Jamie Lynn — today is JLS's 17th birthday. [People]
- Will Britney return to How I Met Your Mother? [USA Today]
- Survey says: No. [ONTD]
Comments
How can anyone deny George Clooney anything?
Y'all are just baiting BangieB, aren't ya'll?
It is nice Lilo can laugh at herself.
Is Wills ever going to marry her? Because the examples he has seen of royal marriage are SO great.
Yoko, shut up. Just shut up.
Yoko, Honey, while people ragged on you for breaking up the Beatles, that's not quite the same as trying to fleece Sir Paul of millions of pounds. Try not to be too sympathetic.
Blind Item 1: Lizzie Grubman
Blind Item 2: Joel Madden
Happy Birthday Jamie Lynn!
And a happy birthday to Christine Lahti, who turns 56 today I believe. Has she been in anything recently? She seems to have dropped off the radar.
I officially declare this this most boring blind item EVER:
Blind item! "Which publicist for the wife of one of Hollywood's biggest old school action stars doubles as a rep for her skin-care range? A journalist who recently expressed polite interest in the line was offered the chance to buy some." [Gatecrasher]
Who cares about Sly Stallone and Jennifer Flavin and their publicist?
Prince William is courting her, as a good Prince should. He will marry her when the time is right. Mind you, I'm not biased because we share the same first name.
Aw, but BAngieB's pretty, pretty girl was so cute here! [www.brightcove.tv]
OK, I would stay far away from any weed that has Tom Cruise's name on it, whether he approves or not.
@NefariousNewt: It's David Cross's birthday too!
and Jenna Jameson is now dating Aubrey from P.Diddy's girlband, Danity Kane. nasty, but also kind of cute.
So Beyonce's wedding is going to be like a flash mob event? Everyone knows that it's going to happen, but no one will tell you WHERE until like, half an hour before it starts?
I need to go to more flash mob events. I went to a flash party parade mob civil disobedience once. It ROCKED.
@tscheese: Sounds more like a scavenger hunt.
Skincare blind item is totally Mrs. Sylvester Stallone. I've seen her shilling lotion on either QVC or HSN.
I'm still Team Kathleen.
When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
I'm definitely falling for the Bey and Jay rumors. Again. That Kelly/Michelle video seemed so convincing though!
@NefariousNewt: Your first name is Prince?
And I think it's just the medical part of the medical marijuana that Tom is objecting to.
Tom Cruise Purple: gives the ability to jump up and down on couches and talk to Xenu!
Is Heather Mills moving to New York England's way of getting back at us for Gwyneth?
@tscheese: Like that, except the location is never going to be revealed. All the guests are going to dress up in ivory and celebrate the wedding in their own homes or their local bars or wherever, while Beyonce and Jay-Z get married alone in a cathedral somewhere.
@J.D.Regent: I like to hear about this kind of dating. It means that certain STI superbugs are being confined to a very small socially diseased circle.
@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: It cuts costs. Although I guess couriering the slices of cake all over the country wouldn't exactly be cheap.
Beyonce and Jay Z: Guests HAVE to wear ivory? Get the fuck over yourselves.
Yoko: Know what, sweets? You should just shut your mouth to avoid making Beatles fans hate you even more. Besides, your experiences are in no way comparable.
@NefariousNewt: totes. who knows what it would do to you.
@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: or Madonna?
Mick Jagger's wearing platform shoes so he won't be shorter than his girlfriend? Didn't he date Jerry Hall for years? He should be used to that by now.
@pennycandy: Are Kelly and Michelle even invited? Maybe this is a creative way to keep Tina and Matthew at bay. Imagine the horrific dress that Tacky Tina would put Beyonce in. shudder.
@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: That's so meta! I want to do that for my wedding. I hate crowds, dressing up, and organizing events.
@LaComtesse: Word on both of those points!
@LaComtesse: My boyfriend's mom was one of the fiercest ladies on the face of the earth while she was still alive. Before my BF was born, she was living in a tony apartment on Park Ave in Manhattan, somewhere around 52nd or 53rd.
Yoko Ono came physically barging into her apartment one day and started like taking measurements and shit because apparently she wanted to buy it outright, right under from BFmom's nose.
BFmom actually YELLED HER OUT of the apartment and tossed her out.
I think if you can go toe-to-toe with Yoko Ono, and Yoko Ono flinches first, you are badass. BFmom was a hell of a lady.
@NefariousNewt: Christine Lahti is in the movie "Smart People" which either just opened or is about to open.
@tscheese: It is funny to think of Ono barging. You could punt that lady out the window....if I ever see her I'll try.
Your BF's mom should get fan mail.
Naomi!!!!!!! tut, tut, tut.....
@amoureuse is here because of Ashley!: If Tina did the dress I am guessing a cape, some sort of crown, and sparkles. Loads of sparkes.
Ed Hardy? You officially became irrelevant when you whored yourself out to Rock of Love. Then again, these are the Spears'....
"Which proud new papa cheated on his fiancée two years ago with a famous starlet? The two were hanging at a private bash in his apartment when the mood turned a little lustful."
Gabriel Aubry. Considering Halle's record with men. . .
@Meg: Hahahahaha... no. Although "Prince" would be an interesting name... I seem to remember there was a musical artist by that name.
@tscheese: That is a FANTASTIC story. Somehow it doesn't surprise me, either about Yoko. Your BF's mom sounds awesomesville.
I think it's been said, but any strain of weed named after Tom Cruise doesn't sound good. Especially if it turns you in a cackling, self-righteous nincompoop. (did I spell that correctly?)
I bet Tom Cruise Purple takes you to Heavy Metal land.
Beyonce's guests have to wear ivory? What is she wearing? And really, I hope they serve mini ribs, meatballs, and chocolate cake because I want all her photos to look like Jackson Pollock paintings.
And I'm less concerned with whether Nic Cage stole a dog than what creature died so he could have a hairpiece.
PS: HOW ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK REUNION TOUR THIS MORNING?!?!?!?!?!
I vote we all go to the concert wearing t-shirts that say "The Future Mrs. Wahlberg/Knight/McIntyre/Wood" on them. DIBS ON MRS. WAHLBERG!!!!