If the bacon was cooked, I'd say this was a great idea. If I was a lezebel, this would be an even greater idea and would surely be the gift for my girlfriend for every single holiday.

Why is that woman's boobs ruining my bacon!?!

I didn't know Tyra had an underwear line!

this is revolting to me.

@Centaurea: No, that's from Paula Deen's new collection.

I love bacon as much as the next girl, but I can't stand to have food touching my skin.

@LipstickLibrarian: I thought that consisted of edible panties that were butter flavored.

I like how the link to the bacon bra website says "Breakfast Nookie." I think most women need a little more support than that! Maybe a bacon bra with edible underwire is next?

Well shoot, you can't eat raw bacon. This is such a tease. I prefer my bacon super-crispy anyway and there ain't no way you're getting the crunchy stuff to stick to my boobies.

I mean, I knew Victoria's Secret was trying to change their image, but this is a bit much.

um, right.

(what blog is this again?)

Oh, God. I love bacon. I love breasts. But this is making me want to vomit all over my desk. Fabulous.

There is cop humor all over this.

I can't find it until after coffee.

I StumbledUpon this the other day and was perplexed. I am even more perplexed to see it displayed on Jez. It is as though I am being stalked by breasts swathed in raw pork product, and I do not think anything I have done deseves such karmic retribution. *whimper*

@ineffable.me: Cooked bacon would be too crispy to work with, I think.

Do it with crispy cooked bacon (stuck on with melted cheese maybe?) and you've got yourself a deal.

Raw bacon - not edible, but probs very moisturizing on the nips.

Or maybe! You could lay out in the sun on a really hot day? Hm...might hurt a little though.

this is eerily close to that 'bodies' exhibit thing.

Oh god, my eyes are screaming. (To clarify: not screaming "Baaaaaconnnnn", just screaming.)

@Lady Skittlehattington: Cop humor? Perhaps if it was a bra with donut cups and bacon straps.

D: Do not want!

I love boobs but that's still not enough to make me like this bra. Why make a bra out of bacon? How would you wear that under a shirt?

I want the veggie bacon version. And, as a lezebel, breakfast time will take on a whole new meaning for me.

that is not a bra. that is art. A bra you wear under a shirt to support your boobies. If you wore a shirt over that.... I can't even begin to think of the grossness.
But nonetheless, NOT from the picture, but just reading "bacon bacon bacon" is making THIS veg miss it!

So did that "meat panties" episode of ANTM inspire this??? It just seems weird to drape dead raw flesh over your bits. I hope that chick takes a shower before strolling through her local dog park.

the first bra approved for use with the Atkins' Diet.

Now, I love bacon a lot, but I would never, ever wear it. Eat it, yes. Wear it, fuck no. I would have it on for maybe five seconds before my dog attacks me for the bacon-y goodnness.

Plus, the ewwww factor is way off the scale on this one.

O hai, food discussion! You called?

Thank you for giving me an outlet this morning for my pork love, Jezebel. Kisses!

@KLondike5: Crispy cooked bacon and melted cheese on skin would HURT, though. If it was cool enough to be on your skin, it would be congealed and nasty.

This exists because a bunch of potheads got high one night and said "What are the two best things on earth... other than weed?" And two at the same time said "Bacon!"/"Boobs!"

And that, boys and girls, is the story of how the bacon bra came to be.

@Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): Why is that bacon ruining my woman's boobs!?

(Psst: Two great tastes that go great together.)

@cate3710: well, i dont like my bacon crispy, i like it chewy. I think it could definitely happen. mmm.

I have a hard enough time keeping the man of my tits, why would I add bacon to the mix?

nothing like nipple flavored raw bacon!

There better be some sunny side up eggs under there.

titties and bacon: my two most favoritest things ever. hot damn.

@tscheese: I was just wondering when you would chime in on this!

Does this remind anyone else of David Sedaris' story about his brother acting out A Christmas Carol, and applying strips of bacon as mutton chop sideburns? Amazing. I want to be best friends with the Rooster.

I sent this picture to my lover with the subject line "best of both worlds"

@DorothyZbornak: The mannequin is constructed entirely out of hashbrowns. Her boobs are definitely made of eggs, yes, and the interior of her body is lined alternately with pork roll and sausage. Her heart is a Scotch egg. Her liver is several tomatoes.

@Lady Skittlehattington: If it were cop humor, she'd have doughnut nipple rings.

@LaComtesse: Hahahaha "dude! I LOVE breakfast meats AND boobs!" I can definitely see the thought process on this concept.

However, so greasy and probably not good for sensitive skin. Plus, I wouldn't want my coworkers/friends/family sniffing me.

@pinkyBella: Yeah... if you want wild dogs chewing on your nipples.

@cate3710: I would agree for most cheeses, but that's the beauty of good ol' American cheese slices - they melt at the slightest hint of heat.

It's not a springtime look, but let's say a stack of Kraft singles, a hair dryer set to warm, and a jar of Bac-os... That's a hearty winter breakfast. You could also stuff a muffin in your undies for a full, balanced meal.

Anybody remember that album cover from the early 90s (i think) with the girl wearing the steak bra? Who was that?

Available at Macy's, Bloomingdales, and fine supermarkets everywhere.

@of_a_tuesday: Yay hedgehogs.

My boyfriend was alarmingly entertained by this.

@tscheese: you made me wiki scotch eggs. now I can't eat breakfast. That does NOT look appetizing.

@KLondike5: I volunteer to be that muffyn!

Hawks are going to attack this women.

I can't decide if this is brilliant or horrifying.

But now I really really want bacon.

America's Next Top Model rip-off much?

Seriously, I feel kind of ill looking at that.

ok, i had to know where this came from so i followed the link trail to this:

i don't really know how the idea came up... at some point after too many tequilas and my friend talking about how to get more men interested in her, someone said, "wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? that's a million dollar idea right there!"

everyone laughed but it never came up again until christmas -- in the middle of the party my friend makes her grand entrance modeling her new prototype -- victorias secret, you interested? :P

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click through to the next 2 pictures if you want to see a dude pretending he's going to take a bite out of it. i'd post it here, but the image of someone's mouth that close to raw bacon might make someone queasy.

@Muffyn *my bunny does crack*: If you think THAT'S bad, check this out. Some dude procured an OSTRICH EGG and made a scotch egg out of it!

Also, my tits are porkroll only.

Finally! We were on the moon in '69 but it took this long for a bacon bra?

I don't understand how people can be so repulsed by raw meat, and still continue to eat it.

I think this is disgusting but hilarious! this is coming from the girl who chopped up seven pounds of pork in front her class last month for a homework assignment.

Do. Not. Want.