Loose Lips

TV Guide is reporting that Britney might reprise her role as a dermatologist's assistant on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. Her first appearance wasn't a total trainwreck, so maybe it's a good idea. • Nicolette Sheridan's ex, Swedish personal trainer Nicklas Soderblom, is planning to co-write a vicious tell-all about the Desperate Housewives star. He calls her "self-centered" and "manipulative"...yawn. Call us when it turns out she's really a dude or something. • Verne "Mini Me" Troyer was rushed to the hospital for flu-like symptoms while shooting The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus in British Columbia earlier today. The lil' trouper is already better and back at work, a rep tells Us. [TV Guide, The Sun, Us]