Smell Ya Later

Do you have a few bottles of overwhelmingly musty perfume lying around? Now you can use them as weapons! A woman in Corpus Christi, Texas warded off a captor by spraying him with Elizabeth Arden Red Door perfume. The captor tricked the woman into stopping her car by lying down in the middle of the road and then forced her at knife point to "drive him around the city" before stealing $80 and a cell phone and getting doused in flowery amber water. Apparently the man had no problem risking his life by lying down in front of a moving vehicle, but smelling like a member of the Golden Girls was enough to make him flee. [UPI]