Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and sooo fucking talented at charging more for less. So again, we're taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, big politics and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. After the jump, Anna and I look at the April issues of both magazines and juxtapose America's economic troubles with John Galliano, mock Demi Moore's personal heroine and compare the average income of "attractive" American men with Joan Collins' anecdote about a rich, nasty Arab sheikh.
Earlier: the Harper's (Bazaar) Index: Designer Diets, Little Miss Mortimer & Lindsay Lohan's DUIs •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: J. Lo's Diamonds, Giuliani And The Cougar Allure •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: January 2008 •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007 •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: September 2007 •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: August 2007 •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: July 2007