"I wanted to fit into American culture. When you're circumcised, there's less rejection from women," says one man to the Los Angeles Times. Once again, the topic of adult circumcision is on people's, er, lips and a new study basically concludes that circumcised guys experience just as much sexual satisfaction as uncircumcised ones. But apparently dick status anxiety still abounds. Seriously: Is any lady rejecting a guy because he has a turtleneck? We simply refuse to believe ladies are kicking dudes out of bed when they see that their penises come wrapped up, too. [LATimes]