What she's thinking: "YESSSSS! 2-for-1 day at the Botox clinic!"

I love how the dude in the purple there is all "PFFFT".

Also how come I can't have this sunshine and green grass today? I don't get to cavort on verdant lawns. I have to trudge through cold rain and work for the MAN.

I want to do hippy happy hornpipes.

Although I am sure this isn't the last picture of Janice Dickinson I'll ever see, I think I can safely say that there will never be another picture where I can say that she looks Awesome and it makes me happy.

I have only love for Janet!

I miss her crazee ass antics on ANTM.

I love her crazy self and would like to see what it's like for just ONE DAY on Planet Janice.

I'm getting a "Sound of Music" vibe here.

"I have confidence in Botox/
I have confidence in nip/tucks..."

I don't care what she's made of. She looks fantastic.

Someone just saved a lot of money on her car insurance.

I want to be that happy right now...

my ass is stuck correcting data entry errors.... damn the MAN.

I do admire her joy. And the fact that her right nipple can cut diamonds.

Oh, Janice. I heart your batshit crzazy ass so much

Is Toyota doing more of those "What a feeling!" ads?

wow, that's not a bad vertical for a white woman.

this is fab. this how I feel about the onset of SUNSHINE WEATHER!

Holy nipples!

@keldo: I noticed that too!! Damn those nipples are on high beam!

"Yea! Someone still wants to take a picture of me!"

Actually, a strong gust of wind has whisked her off the ground.

I have to admit, her particular brand of crazy is kind of endearing.

I watched the ANTM marathon on Saturday (Sunday?) and I love the one where she shows Kahlen "passion" which apparently means humping the crap out of Tyra (who looked pissed that her Raggedy Ann weave got messed up)

hey, at least she's happy!

@ineffable.me: Word. I just read No Lifeguard On Duty, and it made me sad to see how naturally gorgeous she was.

My only exposure to TV Janice is a few eps of ANTM from the first two seasons--I refuse to call them "cycles"--but reading her story was a hoot.

Now I have to read her second book!

if tyra really is leaving ANTM to focus on her talkshow... then damnit, janice better take it over. (empty pipedream, i know)

I just did this same move yesterday while taking a walk with my husband. He laughed nervously and looked embarrassed to be seen with me.

Awwww. Look at you, Miss Dickinson. You're a cutie.

I love her skinny legs and I am not afraid to admit it.

I LOVE THIS WOMAN. For so many reasons. But mainly because "You're dead to me, bitch" is now part of my lexicon. It says so little, but so much.

@Archetype: Don't be afraid. As a chicken-legged chick, I thank you.

I don't think her breasts move, ever.

Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line! Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time!

okay, the woman looks great. isn't she something like sixty?? we were on the same flight to lax once, she is teeny weeny and teenagey looking in person. it boggles the mind. boggles i say!

"Plastic Surgery! Oh, what a feeling!"

@LipstickLibrarian: She was incredibly naturally gorgeous, her early work is amazing. I've always been a huge fan of young beautiful Janice. And I admit to now often being amused by the older crazy train Janice. Let me know about the second book when you finish.

love her! thats all

I miss her calling all of the contestants on ANTM "fat." So bitchy, so crazy. I guess nobody is allowed to be on the show who out-crazies Tyra.

@MissCricket: Hot calves, ladies. Hell - hot legs all round. Wish my *anything* were that defined!

I wish I were that happy right now.

Actually somebody just threw her off the top of a building, but she's assuming all the plastic in her will make her bounce, so she's having a good time.

@ineffable.me: You ripped the words right out of my Dickinson-loving heart.

Even though you know it's the blow.

Unfortunately, right after she clicked together the only two original body parts remaining, she imploded into a ball of white light and extensions.

So THAT's how all the models wind up being air-borne in photoshoots for Vogue. Mystery solved!

She has gotten skinny enough to the point where her breast implants are lifting her up, up, and away.

she just found out she gets a years supply worth of free botox injections!! hooray.

This reminds of yesterday how I saw a plastic bag caught on a tree branch way up high.

she's got nice legs.

I almost don't believe this is really her - she seriously could be passing 20 in this picture! I realize she's tucked, sucked, and lifted her way into looking like this, but her face/arms look legit young.

Watch the hip, Janice!

She looks so nice but she's so evil.It's creepy.