Look Who Also Probably Fucked Eliot Spitzer, Guys!

  • Oh what a surprise! Eliot Spitzer probably fucked the biggest whore in Washington, who may even have actually worked as a whore that whole time she was whoring. [Wonkette]
  • The Alan Keyes of Muslims! [WSJ]
  • Mark McKinnon is still planning on leaving the McCain campaign if Barack Obama is the nominee. Not that anyone thinks that has a chance of happening. [National Journal]
  • Though it has at least as much of a chance as an Obama-Bob Casey ticket? [TNR]
  • Burger King is trying to rebrand itself to look like a cool bar you might find at some sort of transport hub food court. I ask you, are you not looking at this prototype and thinking "messy anonymous airport hotel sex"? [WSJ]
  • Nancy Pelosi has released a statement that boycotting the Olympics in China in protest to their violence against Tibetan protesters and, oh, I dunno, their blatant disregard for human rights and the environment, would be unfair because some athletes worked too hard to be ignored by their countrymen on television? [AP]
  • Would you believe the SCIENTISTS have found a link between blood sugar and brain activity? Apparently it is hard to think when you are hungry. Fascinating! And you were wondering, why no Nobel nominees from North Korea? If anorexics are such perfectionists, how come so few have made Huge Intellectual contributions? Welllll, now you know. [Economist]
  • The first Senator to call for Hillary to pull out of the race. [Wash Post]
  • I want to have his babies every day...[NPR]
  • An Indian women was beaten by an angry mob that accusing her of being a witch. [WSJ]