You don't even have to read all the copy in this vintage ad. Key words and phrases jump out at you: "smell nice," "warmth and moisture," "miracle-worker" "dry and fresh and confident." Yeah, in case you didn't figure out already that it's deodorant for your stinky vadge (because wimmins smell "down there") one look at the pink spray can surrounded by pearls ought to clue you in. (Click image to enlarge) [Vintage Ads]

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