Kanye would never take a wrong turn. He meant to do that!

He's cocky, but I still love him.

kanye lives in my boss's building in NYC and i went there for him once, and saw K.West's mailbox.

it was a very exciting moment for me.

... in life, when I deluded myself into thinking I could rap.

"Should I have turned right to get to the Ugly Sunglasses and Hats Boutique?"

His companion looks tickled.

No wonder he didn't make it to my bed last night...

I even had my "I am the GREATEST!" imprint sheets on my bed for him. Now I just have "I am the GRE" on my ass.

"Hey, look, it's the Empire State building!"

Jesus apparently isn't his co-pilot.

Kanye West doesn't make wrong turns. The streets readjust so he always gets where he's going.

I look at that pic and I hear TLC's "Scrubs" playing on a loop..."hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride. Homie looks geeked to be along for the ride.

"Excuse me, mr homeless man? You missed a spot on my windshield. I ain't payin for no half assed job!"

Shouldn't he be in the trunk?

How you gonna write a song about a car accident that led to your jaw being wired shut and then drive around with no goddamn seatbelt on?

So maybe Jesus walks with you. But he doesn't drive with you, fool!

@kitschenette: His companion looks like he WANTS to be tickled.

@Xavoc: Jesus is busy driving for Carrie Underwood. Only one pop star at a time.

Look! Flashing...liiights!

@ulookinatmyjunk: Hahahahahhahah too funny b/c for whatever reason that song has been in my head all day. And now I have an image to go with it.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: So it was YOU I took last year? I think I did pretty well on you.

@ulookinatmyjunk: What makes the passenger dude even worse? His name is Cootie. And he's a comedian. I only know cuz I'm from the Chi and circles here are very small...he's cool peoples, but yeah, his name is COOTIE.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Too bad your ass isn't as big as mine. I've got room for that whole sentence back there. :)

@trayday: Hook him up with Kim Fields. Cootie and Tootie.

He is such a great talent. Hope he keeps the good spirits.

I used to love him, but his whiny, bitch-ass attitude has made him ugly to me.

The red sweatshirt looks normal, and the camo cap seems to be its true colors, so is that car--lavendar?

@jenndavo: 'tis the problem of sleeping on your side. you never get the full message: "I have..." I have what?! the herp? crabs?! oh. "I have to have you." Damn sheets.

@omerhi: Me and my ass congratulate you on your success : )

Well, Kanye. You COULD have asked for directions, but no!

@trayday: Do you think that after he bangs you, he says "Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you've had your Cootie shot"?

Because that would be hot.

@midwesternmom: Yup, purple with sparklies.

@hatepaperdoll: I would prefer the Diarrhea song afterwards. You know, to keeps it classies.

@trayday: Cootie? Damn, that's too bad.

his is the only facial hair I will ever find attractive...

so much pretty...

"Look, unicorns!"

@midwesternmom: Maybe it's a dark silver...

@kellybean: That's racist!

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Oh, that song grosses me out! And now it's in my head...

@BowlingForDollars: Me too. But I still run to some of his songs.

This whole thread has me on the floor today. damn...

BWAHAHHAHAHA -- you lovely jezzies have me cracking up! Happy Friday!

@zivah: don't hate.

@HelloFeralKitty: I can't help it. He's terrible.

Kanye didn't take a wrong turn, he was swinging by my place. He left his Yves St. Laurent glasses on my bedside table.

the nouveaux riche bitch rides again.

He is such a mouth breather.

He has beautiful skin. Such a rich complexion. I never noticed before- probably 'cause I'm usually distracted by his ego.

That closet Kanye's in is on fire.

I was listening to Hey Mama in a tunnel a week ago, and it made me cry.

Yah, I was totes PMSing. Sob.

@jenalicious:
i would be creeping so bad in that building if i were you.