Bjork went on Conan last night and we taped the performance. She did not speak at all, which was very sad. Does Conan not care about the Tibetans? Anyway, here she is, in a typically understated outfit. I thought I would just let you play a game whereby you tell me your favorite Bjork song, and when you actually bothered learning what the actual name of it is. I used to lie on the bed in college and listen to Homogenic while smoking pot like srsly every night, and I only today realized that my favorite song on that album is called "Bachelorette." And I can't for the life of me remember the name of that Sugarcubes song.