Oh Dear God that is scary. My eyes!

why does she have a towel in between her legs?!

Ew.

Man it looks like her body is eating itself... not tasty.

Eeek. I am sorry, but I have to say that the size of her legs makes me think of the pictures of concentration camp victims. That makes me incredibly sad.

george romero was wrong, this is what zombies really look like

That woman has no calf muscles.

@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON:

So that the pedicurist crouched at her feet doesn't have to look at her crotch.

Agh! Maybe it's the weird angle of the photo, but the joint where her kneecap bends? Looks like it's exactly as wide around as her ankle!

And look at her skin at her collarbone. Eeegh.

"SPRITZER GIRL!!! SPRITZER GIRL!!! I"M GETTING DRY!!"

@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: I think the towel is there so she doesnt flash the pedicurist.

And she is soooo thin. Not in a good way.

@SleeplessNights: the only modest moment in this woman's life.

Proof that women should not be allowed to live in Los Angeles after they turn 30. Other examples: Priscilla Presley and Pamela Anderson.

@SleeplessNights: truth.. i mean im sure that her crotch is even scarier then her legs

It looks like you could concentrate the entirety of protein in this woman's body, and then re-shape it, extrude it, and it would amount to one of my legs.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: that commercial is disgusting. Thanks for the fucking bukkake, orbitz or whatever stupid gum brand you are.

You know that poor manacurist is getting an earful of bile.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.:

Well, the modesty is imposed-a pedicure person will put it there automatically if you have a skirt on. They don't even give it to you-they put it there for you. And who can blame them?

Seriously, how is it that the place I get my nails done at, over an hour outside of Boston, has a better set up than the ones these people go to?!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: I completely read that as SPITZER GIRL, SPITZER GIRL.

Oh god.

@SleeplessNights: why would anybody wear a skirt to a pedicure? I always wear yoga pants, and they just push the legs up above my knees.

Anyone else have that nightmare where you walk into your work, and look down, and realize that you are Janice Dickenson, naked?!!!

Janice, as much as I like your sunglasses, you are INDOORS. unless your eyes are dialated from some crazy drugs, you have no excuse. Oh wait, nevermind, silly me.

@brendastarlet: I dunno. Some of my friends go while they're on their lunch breaks from work, and in that case you kinda just have to go in whatever you're wearing, corporate attire or no.

I have never had a pedi, so I haven't the vaguest idea what's going on.

Janice, as much as I like your sunglasses you are indoors. Unless your eyes are dialted from because you are on some mind altering substances, you have no excuse. oh wait, silly me, carry on.

Maybe she was going Britney that day?

Why do we pretend we don't pick apart people's appearances around here? Either we should do it, and just live with it, or actually commit to not doing it.

ew i'm sorry for the double post. wasn't showing up for a while.

Dickinson? This thread needs more cowbell.

+ Watch video

HELP ME, somebody explain the caption. I don't get it...
Is the towel covering a vaj, or a peen? Maybe both?...Ugh, just ugh.
@tscheese: I did too!

@katekate: Yeah, right? Is the "girl on girl crime" rule suspended for people who are assumed to be universally disliked? That doesn't sit right with me.

@hello.kitty: I assume the caption means she's asking for ubiquitous Essie "ballet slippers" nail polish.

@aubonpam: Suspended for those whose personal histories are brimming with plastic surgery appointments. But I don't care for the criticism anyway.

I bet she she pays more the the $14.99 I pay in Brooklyn for Manicure pedicure...sucker!!!

@zivah: But it's like, why did she have the surgery? 'CAUSE PEOPLE WERE CONSTANTLY FUCKING JUDGING HER APPEARANCE.

@Xavoc: My best friend and I were just half-joking the other day that we hope the makers of Rock Band come out with a cowbell peripheral (and that you'd get extra points for 'using the space').

@angryblackgurl: Hah, shit, it's not even cheap like that where I live.

@pureblarney: They have "Don't Fear the Reaper!" If you have someone doing vocals on that song, they kind of have to do the cowbell (the thing where they have to hit the mic).

@zivah: Also, sorry, I wasn't trying to yell at you specifically or anything.

@katekate: Well, the rule against girl-on-girl crime may be sorta like criminal laws. You gotta outlaw murder, even though some folks'll still do it. But probably fewer than if you didn't outlaw it.

Imagine how much worse it would be if the rule didn't exist?

@katekate: should there be vows with this commitment?

@katekate: That is actually the norm..unless of course you go to the more elite neighborhoods(park slope and the heights)...then you pay...Livingston Street rules for cheap hands and feet!!

@Xavoc: Random and excellent! Carry on!

Screw it. I still love her.

Janice. You are sassy and catty and all the things I love about drag queens. Except that drag queens eat occassionally.

Her head is about to flip back and some sort of praying mantis type insect is about to crawl out of her skin, shooting laser beams from its eyes and devouring the poor manicurist, right? Thats' the next frame. And it would be kinda awesome. Except for the poor manicurist.

@pureblarney: Yeah, I kept looking around for that as an expansion device announcement. But it never came.

@bigleggedwoman: Babies, babies, Janie Dickenson gets her nails done like everyone else, one toe at a time, but once those nails are done she removes the towel from her crotch!

Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. That is all.

@Xavoc: I cannot tell you how much I fucking LOVE you for this! My fave, all-time, ever, SNL skit. And I love beyond reason Mr. Walken. (Plus I work around lots of musicians, and the skit itself makes me roll with laughter. We watch this often at work.)

@ItchykooParker: Life is just better with a little more cowbell in it. Walken is great. I love him in Fatboy Slim's video for Weapon of Choice.

@Ptarmigan: Sure, why not. People don't take vows seriously anyhow.

If that headline didn't mention her name, my guess was Sandra Bernhard.

You can get a mani/pedi for 14.99????????????????@angryblackgurl:

Anybody see this weeks two and a half men?

"I hate painting this white-devil she bitch's hooves."
(in Thai/Cambodia/Laotian/Not-too-sure)