Last night's ANTM was the best episode of this cycle this far — all thanks to Tyra! It's unclear what exactly was going on with her — sleep deprivation, too many Red Bulls, weave sewn too tight — but it doesn't really matter because the manic result was a show in itself. And I have to say, dressing the girls up as used tampons, and then telling them to act out "period pain" was inspired. Clip above.
ANTM: Now It's Really A Menstrual Show
11:00 AM on Thu Mar 27 2008
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Last night's ANTM was the best episode of this cycle this far — all thanks to Tyra! It's unclear what exactly was going on with her — sleep deprivation, too many Red Bulls, weave sewn too tight — but it doesn't really matter because the manic result was a show in itself. And I have to say, dressing the girls up as used tampons, and then telling them to act out "period pain" was inspired. Clip above.



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Tyra is insane.
Though if you are a little stoned and you just stand in front of the TV and pose alongside it can be GREAT FUN!
(not that I did that or anything)
Seriously, last night's episode was non stop excitement! I have to say Tyra was so over the top that loved her all over again.
OMG, I have totally been looking forward to discussing this episode with y'all.
I did not feel the slightest bit sorry for Dominique when everyone piled on her. Bitch totally got what she deserved. It was like mob justice. Does that make me a mean girl?
Wow, that really bleachy blond 80s hair is coming back, isn't it. Hey Agyness - the 80s already happened, and we don't need them again.
Whitney rocked my world this episode. She was FIERCE.
@BeckySharper: No Dominique is in lala land. i was like, "whoa, Claire!" but she it seemed pretty provoked
I only watch ANTM so I'll be able to follow along with Rich at fourfour.
Yeah, I want whatever Tyra's on. She was out of control last night.
Also, I was a little disappointed in Claire's behavior last night. Granted, if I was sleep-deprived and being continually forced to humiliate myself AND live with Dominque who is no prize herself, I don't know that I wouldn't regress to some 7th bullshit myself.
I don't know, this episode shook my esteem for Claire a bit. Sure, Dominique is inconsiderate (the alarm thing would make me nuts), but the backlash seemed a leeeettle intense. And talking about her in the same room while she tries to sleep off an illness? That was really bitchy and immature.
Ewwwwww. The red outfits confused me, as did most of Tyra's lesson, but it was a nice change from the Three Bitches vs. Bitchy McCrazypants.
When can I get my naked photo shoot with a noted fashion photographer?
I loved last night's ep - but can a NY Jezzie PLEASE go by the apartment and smash the scroll-screen to pieces - for the good of humanity? That is apparently the only way to get them to stop reading Tyra-mail in unison . . .
I was really hoping Tyra would would break-dance in that "posing with pain" session. She came so close.
@Dear Blond Diary...: Yeah, Whitney super rad. Didn't she get the first call-out at panel last week too? I don't recall any of the former plus-sizes getting that honor before. Come to think of it, I can't recall any of them being first even once.
@AlannaBanana: Oh, she was totally lying about that "migraine" although that was pretty mean. But she takes no resposibility for herself and then tries to call other people out, so it is hard to feel a whole lotta sympathy when she gets called out
What's with the insane product placement? Ok, we GET that they're talking on Sprint phones.
@BeckySharper: Dominique is sooooo enjoying playing the victim. Although, I thought it was totally bitchy of Claire et al. to sit there and talk shit about her like she wasn't in the room WHEN SHE WAS LAYING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! LOL! That was really weird.
My BF is convinced there is no mother f-ing way Anya's accent is Hawaiian. We talked about it for awhile last night and he just kept listening and shaking his head nooooo.
I thought I hated the word "fierce," but after last night's episode, I wish Tyra would shake her finger and say it at me.
I lost a lot of my love for Claire last night during her fight with Dominique. Dominique sucks, but Claire was acting like a 13-year-old. I was like, "Lady, you have a kid. Knock it off."
My favorite post of the week!
Last night was kinda blah. Didn't really know Aimee enough to care about her. Dominique totally got what was coming.
BUT, the previews for next week got me all riled up. Since when does Lauren have a "punk rock temper"?! Also, they are totally setting Whitney up to be kicked off. I can just see Tyra being all, "you are a great model, but we had NO IDEA that Elite wouldn't sign a size 10." Tyra would LOVE that plot. I might have to jump ship after that one.
@AlannaBanana: I felt the same way about Claire, sure she had a right to be pissed off, but the way she handled it, and continued to gossip about it all right in front of Dominique was so low class. That being said, I don't really care for Dominique, but nobody deserves that.
i love claire. she shall win.
@Triphena: @AlannaBanana: Yeah, I was a little surprised by Claire's behavior. I mean, I totally understood it when she freaked out on Dominique in the morning over the alarm clock. Dominique had that coming. But later on, talking shit about her just a few feet away from her for the hell of it? That's some childish shit right there.
It seemed like everyone looked a lot ...prettier last night. Like Dominique hair cut suddenly made sense, and she scraped off some of that foundation and took 15 years off her look. Also..whathernamefromBrooklyn was looking better than ever last night
@Dear Blond Diary...: Yeaaaaah but I wish Claire hadn't responded to her on her level. Claire's a mama! She should stop engaging in the high school shit.
@JessaFields: My friends and I have a little ANTM drinking game where every time someone says fierce, you drink. Last night got a little messy.
Tyra can still walk it out. She got pretty winded in doing so, but, damn, her walk is FIERCE!
I'll be so sad if the rumors are true that she wants to leave after this season. She makes the show. It'd be so boring without her and her silly catchphrases.
um again SHE IS CRAZY and a HORRIBLE ACTRESS omg i cant believe people can sit through this show
Tyra is a loon. And she totes stole "fierce" from PR and she's really over-using it.
Dominique needs to go but yikes, Claire was nasty towards her in last night's ep.
Whitney was gorgeous as usual and Lauren is improving and looking prettier than ever.
I can't wait until next month, when I can accurately portray the fierceness that is my period.
@ineffable.me: sometimes I really wish I didn't have roommates. That would have made my evening last night!
@Rhody: Lauren is so badass. It's amazing. Whitney better not get knocked off.
P.S. Went to Redbones last weekend. Awesomeness.
@BeckySharper: Dominique is the worst. and I know that we can't rag on how people look or whatever, but girl is NOT model material. and her folk look wasnt soft at all i dont know what they are talking about. all i could think of when i saw her picture was this.
dominique:
[www.cwtv.com]
reggateon star Ivy Queen:
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@AlannaBanana: That is true enough.
I don't know if I see Clair in the top 3...we shall see...
I am seeing Whitney, and Anya. I would like to see Lauren, but she has the Heather thing going on...Beautiful photography but SOOOO awkward in person
@stacyinbean: I bet you're the bestest roommate ever though! Any more sightings of the avatar thief?
I wish I could be watching this with y'all. Sadly I will have to wait another 6 months for it on cable.
@SarahMC: What??? Didn't ANTM start before PR???
@ineffable.me: She looked like a dude in her shoot; it was scary.
@ineffable.me: Her "folk look" was less Joni Mitchell and more like a J-Lo impersonator.
@hypnotic:
We love it because SHE IS CRAZY and a HORRIBLE ACTRESS! Oh some fierce Tyra goodness last night! Damn I just want her drugs and to go posing and carousing with her.
@RyanB: Mr Rhody and I went to the used bookstore last night (b/c they are moving and all the books are $3!) and the smell of Redbones across the street was almost too much to handle. Must. Have. BBQ. Sauce.
@cuteasabutton: Watch on You Tube!
@Triphena: That is the BEST drinking game. The last few seasons have been lacking in the "fierce" count though. I think Tyra was pissed that Christian on Project Runway was stealing it from her. She's not gonna let that happen!
@hypnotic: Yeah, I have a feeling that the first time she "sprained" her ankle, the girls were all in hysterics, then the producers stepped in and were like, "Thou shalt not disrespect the acting chops of Mizz Banks!!!" That's the only way I can possibly see them pulling it off. Plus, have they not WATCHED the show before? Every season we're subjected to her subpar cheesy acting.
@Dear Blond Diary...: Oh I don't know; it just seemed suspicious to me! And the second she "stumbled" I rolled my eyes and thought "faker."
ahhh! i missed it! i got sucked into veronica mars (thank god for netflix) and totally forgot. so aimee left? meh. what was the photoshoot this time?
Bwahah! "Menstrual show"! That's great SM, did you make that up or has that joke been used before? Maybe I'm easily amused, but I thought that was clever.
Those rumors about Tyra wanting to leave ANTM had better not be true. No one would ever be able to bring the crazy the way she did last night. It's why we love her!
@SarahMC: @mightymouth: I'm convinced she's a secret dude. I mean, motherfucking jaslene looks more feminine than dominique! And Dominique isn't even androgynous sexy, she's just a straight up dude.
I hate her. Her attitude sucks and that makes me think she's even uglier.
@SarahMC: Tyra made "Fierce" happen.