In the April issue of Vogue, immediately following the photo shoot we just LOL'd, there's a handy shopping guide that claims it has the "best swimwear for every body type under the sun." Awesome! Are you wondering what to wear if you're curvy, athletic, thin, pregnant, petite or tall? Click the picture to find out!

See? There's an isty bitsy floral two piece for EVERY body type under the sun. Unless you are athletic. Then you'd better cover up a bit.

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