Wow. I mean, seriously. If I could look like in a series of candid photos at the airport, I would be a happy woman.

Uptown Girl...

Is she wearing Wayfarers?

"This woman is 54." Not in my universe, when she is prettier and looks younger than me at 27.

Course, she should have cut her hair off 14 years ago, right?

In the second picture, she looks like she just might be hissing at an assistant.

It's nice to know rich beautiful people have boob cup overflow just like da po' folk.

She's flawless, even with horizontal stripes on her sweater and awkward facial expressions.

Am I the only one who think she looks like Michelle Pfeiffer in these pics?

She's in her 50's. She has fabulous hair (c.f., earlier discussion on mandatory short hair after age 30) and can wear horizontal stripes.

...

Where are the razor blades? I can't go on...

Now is that a sweater or a tunic? I can't decide if it's cute or fug and that might be the deciding factor.

Wow, that looks like a magazine spread.

@Pinkosaurus: The sweater is fug. She is fabulous.

Christie Brinkley: Real American Hero.

...sweater however meets certain demise. Fug

Not to brag, but my mom is 52 and she is just as hot. Shorter. Less modely. But still beautiful. I'm hoping her genes kick in soon.

@SouthernComfort: OK, that's it. It IS an ugly sweater but her friggin' perfection makes it look not so bad.

@Rhody: So now I'm convinved you are me. My mom just turned 50 and she looks SO good it kills me. I'm praying to have half as much luck as I age!

I recently saved a laptop at the airport as well. Beware for anyone going through security, keep an eye on the other end of the converyor belt!

God forbid the TSA people not let shit fall of the belt. But they don't care if the people are held up going through the detectors. And the shit placed on the belt piles up, pushing the containers up over each other, causing them to fall on the floor (and of course they make you take the laptops OUT of their protective cases!)

@Artemisia999: Of course, because Wayfarers are cool and will never go out of style.

@Hamsterpants: God, I know. I have a horrible boob cup overflow problem, and there really is no cure other than a nazi-like bra fitting assistant and prayer.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: I was thinking Heidi Klum's older, hot sister.

@StabbyMcStabberson: I know. I'm always surrepitously manhandling mine back into position. I would look like a total perv if anyone ever caught me at it.

It seems strange, all these pictures of celebrities waiting in security lines at airports. Aren't these areas, you know, sort of...secure? And thus photography is not so much encouraged? Who is taking these anyway?

ill-advised sweater aside, that is one HOT woman. Oh christie making me feel inadequate since 1983. And can we please stop with the whole long hair after 30 is a no-no. I want to rock my long ass hair till I die.

She is such a babe. Her ex husband is stupid and blind for cheating on her.

@stacyinbean: Is your mom a little loopy? You could be my long lost sister!

@LipstickLibrarian: That works for me, too.

I saw Christie Brinkley at a Red Sox game last year, and she is just as flawless in person. SO not fair.

@StabbyMcStabberson: @Hamsterpants: Me too! I'm forever ,you know, pulling out the cups and jiggling everything back into place. I spent the longest time staring at a picture of myself sitting in a lawn chair trying to figure out why it looked weird. My best friend glanced at it and said "Your boob is popped out, again" Maybe I need new bras?

I like the sweater. She is awesome.

@Pinkosaurus: On that note, it struck me a little 'Newport News' and I still can't decide. But she looks marvelous.

@NefariousNewt: I always wanted to be her in the scene in the video when she pulls off the motorcycle helmet and loosens her gorgeous hair.

Can't believe I also want to be her in the security line at the airport too!

@hatepaperdoll: ooh honey that's not good, either your bras are too small or you're wearing a style that's not working for you. Go to nordstroms and get a fitting then try on bras in every sort of style you can find, full-cup, demi-cup, balconette etc. Your boobs, shoulders and back will thank you.

@hatepaperdoll: They say like the majority of women wear the wrong size, you know. I probably do, but I'm afraid to find out if I actually wear like a 64FFFFF instead of the 38D I wear now. Because then I will be a freak and have to shop at the freak bra store.

@NefariousNewt: I think in the last pic she is looking for a "backstreet guy" to help with the laptop snafu. I would not dispute the assertion that "her momma never told her a lie."

"My novel is in there!"

Has she consumed the blood of 100 virgins or something? The woman NEVER ages, and doesn't look like she's had a single thing done to her face.

@Hamsterpants: I went and got fitted a couple months ago, I am ashamed to know that my bra size is freakish and yes, I now must shop at the freak bra store. I'll never be able to buy a strapless pretty bra... all white & utilitarian for me. Boo hoo :(

And I just want to end my life now, I can't belive she is over 50.

Hilare. I totally make that cheese smile when I almost get in trouble/do something dumb, too. Like HI! IT'S OK! I'M OK! BELIEVE!

4 boob!

@piratealice: Awww, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to diss your girls by callin' 'em freaks. I'll meet you at the freak bra store with my freakish girls and we can buy Maidenform Fortresses and 24HR Boulder Holders together.

Her hands show her age.

3rd pic - def. granny hands.

@Hamsterpants: I also do the bra strap pull-up. God I'm a mess--and not the hot tranny type.

@hatepaperdoll: You/we probably need a proper fitting with a trained sales assistant. It's both a craft and an artform, apparently. I think Gap lingerie has fitting events, possibly Nordstrom does too.

and sorry for the double posting, people.

There's one helluva confident woman; she's wearing a spiky ring AND a long sweater while hauling shit through an airport. I'd have that ring ripping a hole in that sweater in record time then I'd probably trip and fall onto the belt and end up in handcuffs.

@BAngieB: She looks the same as she did the last time Wayferers were cool (cica Risky Business). No fair!