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The Unmarried Real Housewife Is Definitely Our Favorite

It's really easy to be grossed out by the climber-y vibe you get from some of the cast members of The Real Housewives of New York City, but Betheny — the one who isn't married, and has a career, thus making her kind of the opposite of a housewife — seems to be the only one who is truly self-aware. It's kind of great, albeit a little mean girl-ish, how she gives Alex shit for naming her kids Francois and Johan and trying to make them baby geniuses (which she seems to be failing at, since she couldn't even get Francois into a good pre-K). Clip above.

4:20 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Slut Machine
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  • ya! she's so real. I love this woman. and I really thought it was awesome how she said Alex overcompensates for her insecurity by being pretentious. Right on!

  • Image of zivah zivah at 04:25 PM on 03/26/08 *

    I only saw the sneak preview for this, but this woman's "boyfriend" seemed like a total asshole. He's jerkin' her around, and when she tried to talk relationships, he was all, "can we not talk about this?" I would have smacked him for trying to make me look a fool on TV.

    But I can't see the clip so that's all I've got.

  • I like her, but she is too freaked out about her age. The way she was so afraid to talk about moving in with her boyfriend and she kept saying the "clock is ticking for me." I mean, no its not! She is hot.

    I know way too much about this show.

  • yeah, she's definitely the wittiest, but i think she's got some MAJOR control issues and neuroses. also, i found it a little weird when they were talking smack right there at the table.

  • Jill is definitely in the front running for evil bitchdom. Way to send your kid to the fat farm, lady.

  • Image of Pinkosaurus Pinkosaurus at 04:26 PM on 03/26/08 *

    Don't we all have one of those insecure blowhard friends that you just wish would relax and STFU? I am painfully embarrassed for Alex, although she's too oblivious to feel it herself, apparently.

  • @glamzonhobbitfeet: Word. It seems like Alex never quite shook that "awkward junior high" feeling. She was obvs not the girl that the guys went for in high school, and she's spending her life compensating. I know!

  • i can't believe i remember this but kansas lady and simon named their kids francois and johan because that was the name of simon's grandfather.

    also, i love jill. and i don't blame bethenny's bf for not wanting to talk about his relationship on TV. I wouldn't either. that's private. she signed up for the reality show, he did not.

  • @hammerimissu: I got the vibe he didn't want to be on TV, or air their relationship biz out to everyone.

  • It took me forever to figure out where I had seen Betheny before, but she was a contestant on that Martha Stewart apprentice. I don't think she won.

  • And Simon...Alex's husband? Yep, still gay!

  • Alex is the girl from Kansas who has to make sure no one thinks she's "the girl from Kansas" because she has money now and that makes her (obviously) much smarter and chicer and better.

  • Her kids are named Johan and Francois? So....John and Frank? Hmmm.

  • @zivah: I think it was more that she was kind of drunk and wanted to talk about it.

  • I think Jill and LuAnn are the two legit socialites on the show, so I like them. Also, Jill is ADORABLE in her Long Island Jewishness and I LOVE it.

    Alex's hair drives me insane. INSANE. HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW do you have that much money and not be able to afford ONE DECENT FLAT IRON? Oh my god, and a decent colorist. And stylist. I am a RECEPTIONIST and my hair looks 1000x better than hers!

    In Re: fat farm -- doesn't her kid have arthritis? Because weight loss really does alleviate some of the symptoms of arthritis. And since her daughter's been back it's not like she's been a weight nazi about it.

  • i kind of feel bad for bethaney's bf. she got totally wasted from these lychee martinis she made herself and then tried to talk to him about commitment: bad idea. yet, she lives by the same ideas i've been following for the past 5 years of my life.

  • I never watch this show, only the clips on here, but for reals . . . what is UP with blonde ladies hair?

  • Ahh! Every time I catch part of this show I say to myself 'who is that Bethenny girl? I totally recognized her from somewhere but can't place it and always forget to look it up. This post finally made me do it and now I see that she was on that Martha Stewart Apprentice show!! I can't believe I recognized her from that because I barely watched that show. But anyway, thanks for that, and I agree she is definitely my favorite.

  • @zivah: He seems really nervous around the cameras. Maybe he just didn't want to discuss it on camera?

  • Image of langtry langtry at 04:33 PM on 03/26/08 *

    @glamzonhobbitfeet: She's also the one whom, when Simon was texting Alex about what color shoes to wear to the fashion show, said ...

    "Just tell him he's having a major homosexual existential crisis!"

    So on it was almost offensive! And, I'm sorry, but Alex is ridiculously pretentious.

  • i pinned bethenny as my fav on the first episode. yeah she's got some control issues but who doesn't?

  • I love me some Jill.....she reminds me of all the girls I went to college with.

    And is there something wrong with Ramona and her crazy eyes? and the way her name is pronounced? I thought Ramona was pronounced - Ra-Moan-Ah....not Ro-Ma-Nah...

  • Image of Lymed Lymed at 04:35 PM on 03/26/08 *

    @zivah: I couldn't tell if he was a jerk or trying to say "I don't want to have this conversation with a camera crew breathing down my neck."

  • Alex looks like Ann Coulter. This is not a good thing. She could also stand to learn about the magic of conditioner!

  • I predict that if Bethanny and I were in a room together, it would take 20 seconds before I tried to punch her in the face. She just seems so high strung. I don't do well with high strung.

  • betheny def seems saner than the rest, but wasn't she on the apprentice like 5 years ago?

    people who go on multiple reality shows are totally their own brand of crazy!

  • @meanmommy: she pronounces her husband's name (mario) as Mare-eeo

    they're weird.

  • You guys are so good - all mentioning points that ran through my head last night. Alex and her uncombed hair, Bethenny's BF avoiding conversation in front of cameras when she was drunk.
    Here's the one that bugged me: When Alex and Simon went to dinner with Jill and Bobby to schmooze a school tour, I thought A & S should have picked up the tab in gratitude. Instead they hedged until Bobby did.


  • Image of Lymed Lymed at 04:38 PM on 03/26/08 *

    I was very irked by Jill's comment last night about how Alex and her hubby go to St. Bart's on the off season. I guess it could have been editing, but it seemed like she was trying to let people know that Alex shouldn't be proud of going to St. Bart's because she goes during the cheap season while Jill goes at right time to be seen by the important people.

  • I knew someone like Alex who was all about sending her kids to french language immersion school. OMG you could not say anything about yourself without her having a story to top it. You gotta kind of feel bad for the kids too, you know when they get older they're going to feel like anything they do is not good enough.

  • @stoprobbers:

    yes!!! yes!! I kept thinking the same thing the entire time, I wanted to hold her down and pour some Tigi Oatmeal and Honey conditioner all over her head! Alex, you speak three languages, how can you not notice you are killing your hair?

  • @zivah:
    In his defense, Bethenny was drunk when she decided it was time to have the big relationship talk.

  • I am mortified for Jill, Ramona and Alex every time I watch this show. It makes me so uncomfortable, I can't watch anymore. I loved the Orange County Housewives.

  • @CookiePuss - you are so right about dniner. i thought th exact same thing.

    other thoughts on the show - LuAnn doesn't really give a shit about her kids and just wants to be young again. When she bought that stupid light up necklace ("downtown") and wore it in the bar, i wanted to die. and Ramona is a total stage mom

  • @MagentaGalaxy: Was she? I swear she looks familiar!

  • Image of zivah zivah at 04:40 PM on 03/26/08 *

    @Lymed: Yeah, coulda been either. But the fact that she was so insecure about it means either that (a) she's insecure or (b) he's not being very reassuring. Since I haven't seen the show, couldn't tell ya.

  • Is it wrong that while I despise Alex, I also sort of admire her confidence? I mean, she's a buttereverything and she's voluntarily on TV. That's...wow.

  • @Lymed: I think that's exactly what she was doing. Because Jill is a socialite and Alex is a wannabe. I'm not saying your negative reaction to it is inappropriate, but I think you saw exactly what was going on. I kinda love the cattiness of it. And OMG, can you imagine if Alex and Simon were there when the social people were and they saw their thongs? That would be the end of any upward social mobility they had.

  • @JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA "buttereverything!" I've been calling her variations of "butterhead" "butterface" and "butterhair" for weeks.

  • I feel bad for Jill, LuAnn and Ramona's preteen and teenage daughters. They didn't sign up for this, and you know they're getting all kinds of shit at school.

  • Image of Lymed Lymed at 04:43 PM on 03/26/08 *

    @stoprobbers: She sent her to a detox clinic. I think it was as much about helping her reduce pain as it was about weight loss. I'm not a Jill fan, but she clearly cares enormously for her daughter and I saw the pain in her eyes talking about her daughter's arthritis.

  • I love bethany but I LOVE LOVE LOVE to hate on Alex! She/they (alex + creepy hubby) are srsly becoming an obsession for me!

  • that detox clinic was such a joke, though. ear candles? foot baths that "suck out" all the toxins? can't she see howshe's being ripped off?

    i agree that jill loves her daughter, but eating right/exercise would help her daughter more than paying thousands and thousands to some clinic in martha's vineyard

  • @HoneyLush: She speaks three languages?

  • Bethenny has always been my favorite, and last night's show made me start to like Jill, too. I think the BF just didn't want to have that conversation while 1) she was drunk and 2) a camera crew was sitting there taping it. I can't say I blame him...

  • Image of Lymed Lymed at 04:47 PM on 03/26/08 *

    @stoprobbers: But I actually think Alex and Simon enjoyed their vacation and Jill problably is more concerned about being seen than relaxing when she goes to St. Bart's. Jill is a wannabe too, or she wouldn't be on Bravo. She just happens to be a more successful wannabe.

  • Last week I couldn't stand Jill for walking out of the fashion show, but then when she told the camera, regaridng Alex's kids, "She's worried about what kind of schools they're getting into. I'm worried about them getting their asses kicked", I loved her again. Her and LuAnn should just get their own show where they solve mysteries driving in the yellow Ferarri, because the other three bother me.

  • Betthanny wants desperately to come across as the 'careergirl' but her 'career' is in fact Reality TV star. She was on Martha Stewart's Apprentice. Her father was a well known horse trainer to the horsey set on Long Island. So she grew up in that world while not being of that world.

    I like her just fine, and love how she called that woman's gay husband 'token gay friend' ! Awesome.

    But she is NOT representative of New York career girls, she is a reality tv star.