Oh, well, guess I'll have to put these things in storage until next season!

Good for boobs, but can someone tell me when my fat ass will be back in?

I have 32 nearly bs! For once fashion is on my side!

WTF? What next?

Boo for those ladies with arms come Spring 2009! So last season!

this makes no sense. stop trying to make everyone feel like they must look like a 12-year-old boy. just stop.

Well, I'm glad I was born with detachable titties!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Fashion is always on your side... as long as you are super tall and skinny.

Am I meant to have a boobectomy til summer?

<--------My boobs (pictured) take offense at this notion, and insist that they are always "in." They've asked me to take them out on the town this weekend to prove it.

High fashion has always hated tits.

are pot bellies in? please tell me that pot bellies are in.

Who is that a picture of?

I have such a crush on Holly. I wish she'd leave Hef for me :(

@HoneyLush: Seriously - first they try to tell us that unless we've had all our pubic hair ripped out so that our cooches look like that of a 12 year old, we're not sexy. Now they're telling us boobs aren't sexy.

If I could detatch these suckers, it would be for comfortable sleeping and easier running. It would NOT be for fashion.

You put the right boob in, you put the the right boob out, you put the right boob in, and you get a breast reduction and then get sorry next season when the trend is gigantic porn star boobs and low-cut cocktail dresses.

Keep the mammaries you were born with, ladies. Dance with the ones that brung ya. The pocket-sized fierce gays are wonderful, but they should not be the arbiters of Trendy Breast Size. Unless of course they are willing to whip out their weens and let us circle them critically, saying, "No no no no NO, that will not do. Francois! Bring the cucumber! We're gonna have to stuff his pants!"

@KittenFluff: That would be one of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison, yes?

So how does this make sense with the all of the stores full of padded, push-up bras?

I hear next season, eyeballs will be totally out.

Boobs are out this season? Someone just got back from spring break!

My handsy husband says boobs are in. So are big asses and nakedness and sexual intercourse. Who knew?

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Woo-hoo! We are like boob sisters.

breathing is so passe.

Oh I was way ahead of you all on this one. I've been flat for years. If you tell me that nearsightedness and a fear of spiders are also hot for Spring, my fabulosity meter may just explode.

Please. My boobs are out every season. Out and proud, bitches.

Me and my ittybittytitties are doing a little happy dance.

Dude...I'm just waiting for vaginas to come back in style.

@hortense: Oooh, we are so trendy! I am also myopic and afraid of spiders.

If this is the case, I will impatiently be awating next season.

So we'll see a big drop in breast implants this season, then? Do these fashion people realize that it's summer? Summer= showing off the girls.

Shit! I just got implants.

I'm a gay man and love big boobies (for more reasons than just motor boatin' them tiggle bitties). I just want to know when twenty something men who look like twelve year olds will be fashionable. soon?

all my gays love breasts. it's actually weird how much the average gay likes to touch my breasts.

@silkyjumbo: Wow, I let out one very unattractive snort of laughter when I read your comment. Hopefully snorty laughter is in this season.

Whatever, as long as they let me keep my vagina.

@iloveneville: Well, you can store them, like Harpers Bazaar tells you to do.

This is totally retarded. Boobs are out fashion-wise has been a reality for years, hello. That's why most models have the bodies of tall 12 year old boys. This is news?

and the fashion queens go "Tig 'ole bitties are soooo dunzo"

@kantwait: those are for "commoners". High fashion has always been for the small-chested.

Okay, I've heard the "fashion is filled with gay men who hate women line before" but how much veracity is in this? I knew Bill Blass hated voluptuous women, but who loves Marilyn Monroe more than a queen?

Damnation! My boobs just got bigger in the last year! Granted it was due in no small measure to a little bit of weight I put on, but I like being large and in charge! This sucks.

@HoneyLush: But I am an A/barely B cup and many would insist that I definitely don't look like a 12 year old boy ;)

I think little and big boobs are great and there are men and women who will always prefer one to the other, so who really cares.

Personally I love mine and am looking forward to getting pregnant so I can see how the other half lives, but know I will enjoy then having them shrink back to 99cent's perfect size.

@a.clever.otter: My new line is called is 20/750, after my prescription. It consists of t-shirts like look like giant blobs when you take your contacts out. There's writing on them, but that magically disappears sans-contacts as well. So fetch.

The shirts cost $1980 each. Get some!

Next season trend forecast: No elbows.

Awww and they were sooo looking forward to summer. They're gonna be totally bummed in Cancun this year. But seriously tho- fashion (unless of the streetwalker variety) has never been particularly kind to boobs.

boobs are always out. i can NEVER find shirts that fit my obnoxiously out of proportion boobs. or bras for that matter. and ladies, let me tell you, it is NOT a blessing having these monstrosities.

damn designers and their tiny model muses!!!

@ExtensionOfBob: I can't WAIT for vaginas to come back! I have been holding on to my vagina for all these years just hoping and praying that some day they will come back in style. The best part is, that when they do come back in, mine will be vintage.

Can anyone tell me what's up with the stars? I'm gone for like two days and all hell breaks loose. I can't leave you people alone for one second, apparently.

Oh NO! I guess I'll have to start strapping Laverne and Shirley down with duct tape again.

I think FAKE boobs should be "out" if you've got real ones and they're big, then yay! I just hate people trying to be what they're not, you know?
Me and my barely b-cups will stay how they are, thanks!

This is what my mother says to me every season, "Surprise! Being thin and pretty is in! Unlike last season, when...being thin and pretty was in." And then she gives me arched-eyebrow face.

Sometimes I really love my mom.

I agree, my girls have been fondled in public by a handful of gay men. Get it? Handful... zap zow!

Oh, right. Suddenly my flat chest and pasty ass skin is "in" now. Guess what? I don't even want to be "in" anymore! I got tired of waiting. It's too fucking late now. Yeah! How do y'all like that?

@jenalicious: amen, sister. i want to rock a tanktop without a bra and look chic while doing it.

@Macloserboy: Yes, but all queens are not created equal.

Also, designers seem to easily disconnect from "reality" and their how they want their brand to speak to that reality (i.e. the average customer).

I am content with my breasts being as out of style as my dansko clogs but when will my third nipple have it's season? I paid so much money to have it installed . . .

Ugh, AGAIN? I can't tell you how many pairs of boobs I've put up in the attic "just for the season", only to forget I've got them and buy another pair when they come back in. It's like Boobs-R-Us up there.

@petuniacat:
in fact, anything at all that marks you identifiable as a woman, is not sexy. which brings me back to my sad sad conclusion that in the end, they all just want to do each other in a rousing male lust fest. And smoke cigars afterwards at Barclay's Rex with brandy guaffaing about their wonderful manliness

@beckbee: So sad. I just pictured your forlorn boobs hidden under a wrap on the beach, moping just a little. Trying to be good sports but feeling like a kid at home with the chicken pox while her siblings frolic at Disneyland.