Chiclet needs a comb.

comment about cocaine/crazy hair/where's her daughter?

What an awesome headline. I often feel that way, panic, and then I remember that I don't drive.

Can I adopt her daughter?

"say whut?"

*world passes Moss by*

I can't tell if it's Kate Moss, Sienna Miller, or Rhys Ifans in this picture. This troubles me.

Also: I can't criticize the hair. I have crazy homeless hair going on on my head today.

Kate, Spicoli called, he want his hair and facial expression back.

Um, at least she was smart enough to use a driver?

@StabbyMcStabberson: OUCH!

I love this kind of hair. It's pretty much what mine looks like everyday. My hair doesn't respond well to brushing. Or combing. I comb it wet about once a week. Or less.

@hatepaperdoll: RAD.

hahaha

crazy bed hair is totally hotter than straight plain old Paris Hilton hair...I like.

PERFECT headline

I'm just happy to see a celeb still dressed for winter. All that California sunshine was making me depressed.

@StabbyMcStabberson: After I saw this picture I instantly brushed my hair.

One time I drunkenly lost my car, only I thought it had been stolen. That is how I found out LoJack really works!

I just have to say in her defense, I am a VERY GOOD mother, and yet I do things out of the company of my children and could possibly be photographed without them several times every day. Jesus, people, give her a break!

"Kate Mess" indeed. And not a hot tranny one, neither.

@ItchykooParker: Like date heroin and crack addicts who give drugs to their pets? Come on now. Going out and getting totally wrecked and looking a hot mess is one thing. This is another. I do not like to be all judgey judgerson but she rubs me the wrong way.

@ineffable.me: Stop sucking the fun out of Kate Moss posts! Mean!

@ineffable.me: Now you're just copy and pasting aren't you? Heeee.

@eeva: @sybann: i know, right?
im cruisin for a bruisin from the mods. hahaha
you will notice though, that i left out "shes a fashion icon?" since i figured it wouldnt come up in this post.

@stacyinbean: I'm just saying that because she is photographed without her child doesn't mean she is never with that child. I am not talking about her other choices as a parent.

@ineffable.me: No kidding. I srsly cannot see why she still gets work - sorry - never could imagine what others saw when all I can see is a scrawny drug addled twit.

Sudden realisation that she's forgotten to drape herself in a matted pelt of some kind causes her to have an aneurysm...

Disappearing comments? Anyway:

@stacyinbean: I am just saying that because you are photographed without your child does not mean you are never with that child. I wasn't commenting on her other parenting choices. Sorry if this is a repeat post, but the comments have gone the way of the Holy Grail.

@sybann: She gets work because she flares her cheekbones so fetchingly for the camera.

@sybann: oh no darling, i LOVE her.

@ItchykooParker: I gotcha, I actually think that is weird too. You don't always have to be with your kid and we frequently see her out and about at night, not so much during the day. I would prefer to think the child is being raised by her family or someone else anyway. I'm a super bitch about this one, not sure why!

this is what i look like when i'm stoned at home at five in the morning. I try not to leave the house, though.

No judgements from me, girl.

If I were Kate Moss this would be my Facebook picture.

@ineffable.me: OK! I heart Lyle Lovett. So there. Heee. No accounting for what gives us shivers.

@ineffable.me: And I prefer you're avatar - now THAT woman knows how to represent mess.

hell yeah isn't this hair totally IN like the olsen twins? Hot mess!

Your - shit.

she just LOOKS like fun

@ItchykooParker:
Hey, me too!

@Rhody: Kate Moss "What do you mean? I'm not driving?"

I got major Shane vibes from that pic, oddly enough. Huh.