schnauzer!!!! Y'all are gonna see my pup Joey in the first pets, he was a mini schnauz, NICEST puppies ever!

Usher is ON a short leash.

he looks pretty hot, there. i'm pretty horny right now, though, so who knows how i really feel.

I like the "Do Not Want" body language from the dog. I imagine it talking like a 13-year-old reader of Tiger Beat: "ZOMG, Ush, you are so, like, five YEARS ago. I'm totes into Justin T. now, kthxbye."

That is NOT the dog I expected to see when I scrolled down. Adorablez.

Love the dog. Also, check out those hot FUCKING DYKES in the background! (When I wear my boyfriends cargo shorts he yells at me, but i wear them anyway, b/c i like them, and i don't care if i dress like a lady-lover!)

Awwwww!! I want teh puppeh! I am right in thinking that is a standard schnauzer, not mini? Or do they get that big?

I call my cats schnauzahs. I don't know why exactly, but it's satisfying to say and representative of so much CUTE.

@jenndavo: I was JUST going to say that about the dog's body language!!!

After seeing Usher in those Macy's ads with Martha Stewart - I understand where the gay rumors came from with him

Both of them look fierce.

The one on the short leash always has to go put someone else on a short leash.

Let's stop this viscious cycle already.

what does his sweatshirt say?

I want that dog. I'm speaking of the schnauzer.

aw, his pup is sofa king cute

when is he coming out?

He looks a little pissed, like, "Damn, where's my dog walker? I ain't touching poop, no way".

Can anyone explain the teensy-weensy star tattoos? Is there a club we don't know about? Someone post a memo to celebz re: tattoos on the hands start to look like hell real fast, and kinda make you look like a grizzled carnie.

@VegasDarling: Definitely a standard. The mini wouldn't be above your knee!

@erin: lol. My bff got one in college. She was scared to get anything bigger!

@erin: It's like Skull & Bones, but for pussies.

@jenndavo: Not tattoos, but the celebrity club. Such as.

I know it's because I'm not a big dog person, but it looks like someone took a normal dog and then squeezed it from the sides. And the squished result is what Usher is cruisin down the street with.

YAH! Puppeh!

I wonder who Usher is voting for in November?

I love da schnauzer puppies! Their bushy eyebrows and fu man chus! Wuvs!

@BAngieB: The black guy, duh.

My first real pet was a Schnauzer named Biff. He RULED. I got him on my birthday. Back to the Future was our movie. Hence, the world's cutes Schnauzer puppy named Biff. God, I miss Biff. SIGH.

PS I all of a sudden really like Usher now.

@rosasparks: My dad's name is Biff.

oh fuck. seriously.

i'm gone.