
[Beverly Hills, March 25. Image via Flynet]
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[Beverly Hills, March 25. Image via Flynet]
5:10 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Jennifer
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schnauzer!!!! Y'all are gonna see my pup Joey in the first pets, he was a mini schnauz, NICEST puppies ever!
Usher is ON a short leash.
he looks pretty hot, there. i'm pretty horny right now, though, so who knows how i really feel.
I like the "Do Not Want" body language from the dog. I imagine it talking like a 13-year-old reader of Tiger Beat: "ZOMG, Ush, you are so, like, five YEARS ago. I'm totes into Justin T. now, kthxbye."
That is NOT the dog I expected to see when I scrolled down. Adorablez.
Love the dog. Also, check out those hot FUCKING DYKES in the background! (When I wear my boyfriends cargo shorts he yells at me, but i wear them anyway, b/c i like them, and i don't care if i dress like a lady-lover!)
Awwwww!! I want teh puppeh! I am right in thinking that is a standard schnauzer, not mini? Or do they get that big?
I call my cats schnauzahs. I don't know why exactly, but it's satisfying to say and representative of so much CUTE.
@jenndavo: I was JUST going to say that about the dog's body language!!!
After seeing Usher in those Macy's ads with Martha Stewart - I understand where the gay rumors came from with him
Both of them look fierce.
The one on the short leash always has to go put someone else on a short leash.
Let's stop this viscious cycle already.
what does his sweatshirt say?
I want that dog. I'm speaking of the schnauzer.
aw, his pup is sofa king cute
when is he coming out?
He looks a little pissed, like, "Damn, where's my dog walker? I ain't touching poop, no way".
Can anyone explain the teensy-weensy star tattoos? Is there a club we don't know about? Someone post a memo to celebz re: tattoos on the hands start to look like hell real fast, and kinda make you look like a grizzled carnie.
@VegasDarling: Definitely a standard. The mini wouldn't be above your knee!
@erin: lol. My bff got one in college. She was scared to get anything bigger!
@erin: It's like Skull & Bones, but for pussies.
@jenndavo: Not tattoos, but the celebrity club. Such as.
I know it's because I'm not a big dog person, but it looks like someone took a normal dog and then squeezed it from the sides. And the squished result is what Usher is cruisin down the street with.
YAH! Puppeh!
I wonder who Usher is voting for in November?
I love da schnauzer puppies! Their bushy eyebrows and fu man chus! Wuvs!
@BAngieB: The black guy, duh.
My first real pet was a Schnauzer named Biff. He RULED. I got him on my birthday. Back to the Future was our movie. Hence, the world's cutes Schnauzer puppy named Biff. God, I miss Biff. SIGH.
PS I all of a sudden really like Usher now.
@rosasparks: My dad's name is Biff.
oh fuck. seriously.
i'm gone.
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