Jezebel
The reign of terror of Disney Bridal continues! And while this is the second season the line has presented looks for brides and their maids, this is the first time they've offered up looks for flower girls, too. We say if you want your flower girl to look like a Disney princess, just go to your favorite local party store right after Halloween and pick up some costumes on clearance. But that's just us. Fairy princess looks for a demographic that still believes in fairy princesses, after the jump.
Ariel:
Verdict: If you can't have fins, there's always tiers?
Belle:
Verdict: The website says that the flower detailing at the waist is in reference to Belle's "generous spirit." We still don't get it.
Cinderella:
Verdict: Cinderella. Full skirts. We get it.
Jasmine:
Verdict: What would Edward Said say about the Jasmine looks having "unique" necklines? Probably that same ol' thing about the romanticization of the Other for consumption by the West.
Sleeping Beauty:
Verdict: Apparently Sleeping Beauty likes bows.
Snow White:
Verdict: If you're gonna be in a glass coffin, you might as well accessorize with some tulle and ruching.
Earlier: Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us
Disney Bridesmaids Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your Friends
Comments
Please tell me this is the end?
Those dresses are far too adult for kids.
Awwww....I love all these cuties.
Is it just me, or are the second pictures for Sleeping Beauty and Snow White just the same picture flipped around?
Oh for fuck's sake. I had to look.
Isn't the brown snow white dress the same one Christian made that girl for prom? It's a hot tranny mess!
Also, thanks, now I am going to have "Part of Your World" stuck in my head for the remainder of the afternoon.
OMG. I love you Jezzies because you reference stuff like Said in posts about Disney flower girl dresses. Too awesome.
Not cute...creepy. Really really creepy.
these little girls are so adorable!!
I want the Jasmine dress on the little cutie on the right in grown-up size plzkthx.
Well these certainly can't be classified as "white girl colors." At least they're making up for the race gap in fashion.
As my Mom always says, "Anything is cute in a size two or under."
@katekate: It looks like they photoshopped the dress on her. Good eye!
that first jasmine dress is not a child's dress.
@Archetype: I think it's just that the grown-up versions were like children's dresses.
Cute kids - when I was a kid I would have loved these. And Mom woulda put me in something far more practical. I was always in trees.
OK, so tomorrow we get to see the Prince Charming tuxes, right?
This is the last Disney wedding post ever, right? Unless, oh no, are we doing a Prince Charming for grooms tomorrow? Barf.
That little blond in the Belle dress is like a 3 year old Amy Poehler, no?
How cute. And funny that the 'Snow White' models are anything but. Finally, Disney's letting some sistas into the mix!
I'd totes wear the first Jasmine dress if it came in big girl sizes.
ps. that black girl is too adorable.
yeah, but you gotta admit those are some cute kids. especially the curtseying jasmine. nom nom.
I am adopting that little black girl as my child. BACK UP ALL OF YOU. She is too cute.
@Archetype: The dresses are definately too mature, but the little girls are adorable.
That first Jasmine dress is SO INAPPROPRIATE. Disney's whoring little girls! .... why am I surprised?
And the Ariel dresses look like toilet paper dyed and bunched.
Those kids look like pageant kids. That ain't right.
As for the dresses, eh . . . I don't like kids in weddings. This is probably just leftover bitterness from when my aunt asked my sister to be a flower girl and not me. Even though we were a few years apart and my grandma was making the dresses. Biznatch could have had two flower girls. I was jealous almost to the point of murder that my sister got to carry a bouquet and I didn't. So I cried throughout the ceremony. I think I was only 3 or 4.
Little flower girls are the best. I love these!
Why do tiers = fins? Are they supposed to look like scales? None of these are poofy or sparkly enough for flower girls.
Seriously, why can't the Cindarella FLOWER GIRL dresses be blue?
The majority of these look pretty cute and age-appropriate, but the Jasmine dresses...errr, not so much. Not inappropriate, necessarily, but just too mature.
The website says that the flower detailing at the waist is in reference to Belle's "generous spirit." We still don't get it.
That's because their copywriter pulled that shit straight out of her/his butt.
Aw I can't hate the dresses because the little girls in them make me go loopy with cuteness overload.
Thanks for the flashback of Mom taking me shopping for First Holy Communion dresses.
@nowimpissed: so ferosh.
@AthertonMerriweather: Upon looking closer, it's really the long ones that rub me the wrong way.
Yes, super cuties.
a) They're FUGLY.
b) The models are total cuties, though. I want to read them stories.
c) These dresses don't go with the bridesmaid dresses. If you're going all out with the Disney Princess wedding, wouldn't you want some freaking color coordination?!?!
Funny, that first Belle dress is the closest thing I've seen to anything from any of the movies in all the lines they're pimping, even the bridal and bridesmaids dresses.
I want some Disney Queens/Evil Step Mothers Mother-of-the-Bride-Wear!
@Archetype: Nope. Tomorrow is Disney Grooms Day -- tights and puffy prince sleeves for all!
@LadyNo: I think the only boys interested in that might just want these dresses.
@Archetype: "Look at this stuff, isnt it neat, wouldn't you think my collection's complete...".
At least these dresses seem to reference their "inspiration" more. But there is something oddly creepy about little girls in floor length evening gowns.
I'm waiting for a ring bearer dressed like Abu the monkey.
Is Jasmine Dress 1 strapless? Coz on an 8 year old that's wrongity-wrong.
That said, this whole collection is just snoozy, polyester prom gear you could probs get on clearance at Marshall's.
This Disney princess stuff is way out of hand. It's infecting the minds of little girls everywhere and it needs to be stopped. By the way, is Disney being ironic having two black girls modeling the Snow White dresses? Am I giving them too much credit? Anyway, where is the black Disney princess? Asians have MuLan, Arabs have Jasmine. Shit even fish have their own princess. If the next first daughters are going to be little black girls, Disney needs to explore 'A Whole New World'?
@RyanB: Actually I take that back. It's just one little black girl repeated over and over again. And yes, she is adorable.
@katekate: Too true.
@EdnasEdibles: yeah...minus the flipping 10 layers of make-up.