My mom would poke my shoulders and tell me to stand up straight if I were walking around like that. Also, she would offer to hem my pants for me (not that I really have ever owned a pair of pants that were too long).

I didn't think she was that thin!

Stand up straight! Get your hair out of your face!

I am my mother.

she looks super tall and skinny there

Is she, like, really tall? Is this the beginning of that less Brit, more Hannah thing we've been hearing about, cos I don't want to make stalking a 15 year old a habit here.

@kitschenette: I was just thinking the same thing. I didn't realize how tiny she is!

Man, I feel so crap today the sunshine in the pictures is hurting my eyes.

@TruculentandUnreliable: My mom would tell me to get my hair out of my face.

She's just laughing!

I feel sorry for her now with all the paparazzi attention.

Cut your bangs!

@kitschenette: She does look like she's withering away, doesn't she?

She's extremely thin. Gaunt, even.

I'm turning into my mother, because I want to tell people to stand up straight ALL THE TIME.

Holy Boniva, Batman!

You guys would yell at me for my posture too. GAH MOM! Lemme alone!!!

My mom used to poke my back and then bitch about how much she was paying for ballet classes and I better not end up with horrible posture... I guess it worked cause to this day I feel my eye twitch when I see someone slouch like that.

Her bad posture is for Jesus.

Wow! She's tiny. Was it here that I read she was being followed around by all of Britney's old paps? Sigh.

Also: drink your milk or take your calcium, bitches. And eat, for fuck's sake. I've got the osteopenia in my spine and I'm 27.

i'm tellin ya, she's on her way to celebrity infamy a la lilo!!

step 1: tell everyone how much faith you have and how there's NO WAY you're gonna end up like the rest of hollywood
step 2: alternate between nice red carpet fashions and slouchy/slutty/dated styles for day-to-day. see other pics of her in cowboy boots and short-shorts
step 3: flash the peace sign to the paps
step 4: teenage girl osteoporosis stance

its only a matter of time....and as south park would say, harvest is going to be good this year

awww, she's just being Miley ya'll!

-puts head down on desk-

I forget she's like 15 or something. I was all knees and elbows at that age. Then: Hello college! Hello hips!

She is thin, but she's also, you know, 15. I was gaunt until 16 and then my metabolism decided it would take a snooze for... the rest of my life, I guess.

I like the bangs, don't care what anyone says.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: don't feel sorry for her! She wants the attention.

She ALWAYS has the worst posture. Ugh it drives me crazy!

At least her lady parts are hidden.

Don't stand like that! You'll get scoliosis!

Ugh, she looks especially gaunt because of her poor posture. Stand up straight, pretty! Poor posture doesn't turn your too long sweats into high fashion.

It's sunny! Why are you wearing tracky-dacks???

@hortense: Blergh! What do you do about that? Can you like, jump rope or something to improve bone mass? Or is that a page out of my book of made up internet "medicine"?

The only people who care about this girl are tweens, right? She doesn't do anything meant for adults? So, why the paparazzi attention? At least Britney got off the Mickey Mouse Club before she became a target.

So now the paps are all over her and how long until she starts to crack? At what point will the pursuit of fame become a burden for poor little Miley? When does this Disney star begin to burn out and act out? Shall we get a pool going?

In related news I do not like her. Do not think she is attractive. Can't stand the show she is on.

Awww. I used to wear rubberbands on my wrists too. My mom hated that, too.

Also, yay flip flops! It finally feels a bit like spring in NY today and I am fancying a pedicure this weekend.

@JessaFields: jinx!

@SarahBoBara: To quote everyone's mom - she's fifteen, she doesn't know what she wants. Seriously.

@NefariousNewt: Oh man, when I was little I had the most irrational fear that I was going to get scoliosis. Whenever the school nurse did the annual test, I would freak out and have to be bribed with Candy.

Any former swimmers here? Mine improved drastically after I stopped swimming competitively.

@Rhody: Yeah but if we want to turn her into a total train wreck who sells lots of photos in a few years, we have to start paying way too much attention to her NOW. You know, plant the seeds...

Miley Cyrus? Or Amanda Bynes?

Did Hannah Montana get attacked by Paris' Chihuahua, Tinkerbelle?

@BadenBaden: I still do that! I usually don't even notice until I slip a really small one on and my hand goes blue.

Phase 2: Rachel Zoe as her stylist after she loses 20 lbs of her "baby weight".

@BeAgrestic: They used to have those posters in the nurse's office with a normal spine and a bent one, and the idea that my spine could twist into those shapes was enough to keep be standing up straight, though I tended to slouch in my chair.

When I was twelve, much to my horrified embarrassment, my horseback riding trainer yelled at me: "Stick those little titties out!"

It cured my poor posture for fear of a repeat episode.

Just goes to show: everyone needs a badass, foulmouthed coach in his or her life at some point.

omg those bangs are KILLING ME! KILLING ME! How can she see???

@TheGuvnah: and for the love of the motherfucking goddess why don't I have a star yet???

@eeva: agreed. I'm surprised her parents are letting her get this much paparazzi attention- Mr. Achy Breaky is super protective of Miley.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I say around 18, Lindsay style.
All of those Family Channel sitcom type shows terrify me. They all seem so manic and crashingly unfunny. And why, god, why does everyone sing?

@Style Queen: of course! how could i forget?

@TheGuvnah: Ugh my bangs have grown out to be almost that long. It's driving me crazy. But I only own office scissors. And I don't have a particularly steady hand. To trim or not to trim, that is the question...

@MsPointy: Oh! I get it now. I am so bad at crushing the human spirit.

@NefariousNewt: those posters were TERRIBLE! Effective, but terrible.

Man, I'm sick of this babe.

And get your hair out of your eyes, sweetheart. You look like a sheepdog.

@TheGuvnah: You'll always have a star in my heart.

::winks flirtatiously::

@MsPointy: Well I haven't had a dexa scan since I was diagnosed 5 years ago, and in that time I've kicked the eating disorder, which is a big help. You can repair your bone density until around 30, I think, so my spine might actually be in better shape these days.

And yes: weight bearing exercise (for me, running), and making sure you get enough calcium helps. When I was sick, I lost my period for a year, so that's why my bones suffered. Maintaining a healthy weight is really crucial for bone health.

@Rhody: Lesson learned, I hope.

@BeAgrestic: Bahahaha...wait, you're not going to blame me are you?

@TheGuvnah: We were talking about it on another thread. There are alot of new ones. I really think the star is about how we all kind of gave it to this jerky commenter, rsr something or other, yesterday - sort of like a citizen's arrest. But I could be wrong.

@blondegrlz: That was creepy. Mom? Is that you?

@BadenBaden: I have a rubber band on my wrist right now! Am I creating fashion horror?

@MsPointy: I've always read that lifting weights/building muscle tone helps prevent osteoporosis (sp?) by building bone density.

@tallyhoe: Love love love it.

@MsDirector: BTW, what does the star mean? I've been gone for what, one week and already so much has changed.

@eeva: @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.:
Just cuz she's 15 doesn't mean she doesn't know how to manipulate the media to promote her "brand"