Dear Demi Moore:

What are you, from the Middle fucking Ages?

@braak: Word.

@braak: Damn, you beat me to it. WHAT THE FUCK.

Wow ... does she bathe in the blood of virgins, too?

@braak: Quick, someone tie a rock to her and throw her in the lake to see if she floats!

@braak: I know, she looks amazing for her Age doesn't she?

Leeches? Is that the new slang for excessive plastic surger?

what's with celebrities having to cleanse themselves all the time? are they so much more polluted than the rest of us, that they need to attach parasites to themselves, or drink cayenne pepper and maple syrup concoctions for weeks on end?

i can't tell if its the life style that drives them crazy or crazy shit like this. i would probably vomit if someone even suggested leeching my bellybutton. and then have nightmares for the rest of my life.

Leeches? I knew Demi was old, but not THAT old.

@Boredinacubicle: surgery (can't forget the y)

@braak: CotD!

Is it a given that when you become famous you must lose touch with anything resembling reality?

I just watched An Evening with Kevin Smith and the story he tells about Prince is mindblowing.

Is her belly button really hairless? I feel depressed. Damn you, black Irish/Italian heritage.

Did no one tell her that's what kidneys are for? Unless she has kidney failure, or is into something freaky...she probably doesn't need the leeches.

This bitch will do anything her gurus and experts say so she doesn't end up looking like she did 15 years ago. While she looks great, she doesn't look like Demi Moore.

False alarm: it's just Rumer.

"Detoxified" is not exactly how I would describe her in that clip.....

that... is the craziest fucking thing I've ever heard.

@Artful Slinger: I think she's trying to maintain looking the way she does until her and Ashton look the same age. Then maybe she'll start to ease up a little.

Dude - I don't care how crazy she is - bitch looks good and STILL gets to have sex with 20 year olds (or 15 year olds - I forget how old Ashton Kutcher is)

Sometimes her lack of a high school educations bleeds through just a little bit.

Freak!

Just kidding...whatever floats your boat...or sucks your blood.

@leMaldeTete: well played.

16th century medicine FTW

@SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: What's the story about Prince?

Why doesn't she just walk her ass down to the goddam Red Cross and donate a pint? Gawd, the f*cking rich.

I don't mean to be a preachy bitch, but my first thought was all that good ole Demi Moore blood could be, you know, donated to help someone who really needs it.

Proof that despite their assurances, celebrities are NOT "just like us".

@tallyhoe: ah, i see you already said it. thanks.

@SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: I loved that DVD, and since watching it, whenever I see Prince, I just think - "you shop at the boys section of Nordstrom!"

It's not plastic surgery...her Four Humors are simply in perfect balance.

Uhhh . . . what? If she wants an enzyme that will prevent blood-clotting she just ought to go to a hospital and get a shot there. Having leeches suck your blood has the same effect as being eaten alive by mosquitoes: prevention of scabbing/blood-clot/healing and no cleansing whatsoever. Lots of itching, though, I think.

@leMaldeTete: You saucy minx. ♥

And at night she rises from the grave to "purify the blood" of others.

@tallyhoe: apparently its all about the enzymes the little suckers release.

But heck...after donating blood, I feel rejuvenated.

@vexatious: Ha!

Highly trained medical leeches... yeeaahhh.... Is it just me, but weren't "medical leeches" rules out in like 1842?

@nellicat: Here is a site that has the transcript of what Kevin says. [prince.org] Prince is in his own little world.

@scarletvirtue: 'It's 3 in the morning in Minnesota. I really need a camel."

when asked why she had only recently begun her practice of theraputic phlebotomy via leeches demi responded by saying 'well i used to think veins and arteries were filled with air.'

@Her_royal_Highness: Yes, as long as there's the "enzymes", ha. I'm going to invent some wackadoo procedure for wealthy people to spend their crazy amounts of excessive cash on. I wouldn't even want to know how much she spent to travel to Austria, and then pay for this ridiculous medieval leech therapy.

@leMaldeTete: ha ha ha

What next? Her cooter will develop magical healing properties and she'll begin consuming her moon blood after painting it on flatbread?

Maybe she'll turn to phrenology next.

@westendgirl: @vexatious: ha ha ha

The wit here is RIDICULOUS. Y'all are fabulous.

*quack quack* she'd have a medical degree in ancient times, if she didn't have a vadge natch.

As my mother always says, some people have more money then sense.

Leeches do have some legit medical uses, but they won't magically purify your blood. Your blood is not stagnant, it renews itself very quickly, otherwise people who give blood would quickly become bloodless husks. Plus the blood thinners released by leeches aren't going to stick around for very long. Mosquitoes secrete blood thinners too, it just makes the blood in one area a bit runnier. Should I set up a mosquito bite clinic to fool rich people?

Anyone seen "Death Becomes Her?" That is SO Demi Moore.
In 100 years, her limbs will fall off and her face will melt, but she'll still have a fabulous body.

@BlueMorpho: I'd invest.

@ejjakid6: There's a hole in my stomach!

@ejjakid6: That is one of my favorite movies and her ex is in it also. I love how they had to use duct tape to keep themselves together at the end.

@SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: Kevin Smith was amazing about the Prince thing. He's the kind of celebrity i LOVE because he tells it like it is.